Baku and friends wandered the island, looking for food, shelter, and most importantly, Yeezy's. It had been a few hours since they woke up on the shores of the island and instead of being worried or stressed, they were bored out of their minds.
Baku: This is bad. I ain't got anyone to fuck with.
Lil Broomstick: Don't worry homie, we'll probably be off this island next episode.
Baku: Dawg, I cannot wait that long. I thrive off instigation.
Tobi: Ay y'all see that shit?
Tobi pointed above the treeline at a column of smoke.
Bank Bill: So?
Baku: Mfs always hitting that P A C K.
Tobi: Y'all some dumbasses. There is some other hoes on this island.
Baku: Say you ain't capping, dawg.
Tobi: NO. CAP.
Baku: Bet. Imma go instigate.
Baku quickly went to the source of the smoke, with the rest following and finding themself in the center of a village. Suddenly a tribe surrounded the four.
Baku: Y'all some ugly ass hoes.
The tribe leader stepped forward to face Baku and gang.
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???: Who tf you calling ugly, top of a guitar headass?
Baku: Breh, you literally have 4 utters.
???: Aight, handle they asses.
A dozen tribe members stepped forward, spears ready impale them.
Lil Broomstick: Y'all still living in the stone age? DAMN.
???: Yall bout to be in the ground with the stone.
Baku: Good god, that was cheesy.
Tobi: Listen, you could kill us. Or, if you ain't no pussy boi, we can make a bet. If we win, you build us a raft, if we lose you jab our asses.
???: Well I ain't no pussy so I guess it's option 2. But I choose the game. You- points at Baku -have to name three of our deities.
Bank Bill: Bruh, I'll just impale myself.
Baku: Shieet, thas easy-e.
???: Oh, you on your tribal shit?
Baku: Ye.
???: Well, go ahead then.
Baku: Aight, so first you got the uh S T R I P P E R P O L E.
Lil Broomstick: Totem pole.
Tobi: This mf gon get us killed.
Baku: Then you got, like, fishnu.
Tobi: On your life you ain't fucking 'round.
Baku: And then ya got, uhhhh, Push a Tea.
Lil Broomstick: It was nice knowing y'all.
Tribe Leader: That is...
Lil Broomstick: Don't pause for suspense bruh we already know our assets are dead.
Tribe Leader: Correct!
Tobi: what
Lil Broomstick: You fr?
Baku: Just saved y'all asses.
Tribe Leader: Well, you won. Get these bitches off our mf island.
As promised, the tribesmen made a sturdy raft and Baku and friends boarded it, sailing away to continue their adventure to kill Salem and getting shit popping at all costs.
