"You know I gotta be problematic at all costs."
Name: Baku
Hobbies: Bullshittin, getting a new phone every week, keeping it 100, collecting Yeezy's.
Powers (In order of most to least powerful):
Y E E T: Temporarily bans mfs to the shadow realm
Y E E E Z Y: Summons Kanye
FOH 🅱️: Powerful wave of energy that sends people back
"I never fuck with the lames."
Name: Yung Cash Register AKA Lil Broomstick
Hobbies: Rapping, getting Grammys, blowing up Baku's phone
Powers:
Clout: Makes him powerful and more likeable
"Oh you thought we wasn't coming back for the B R E A D"
Name: Bank Bill
Hobbies: Getting Hella Bread, Working at jobs, Being strapped to the teeth
Powers:
M O N E Y: Makes mfs ears ring and strikes fear into people
Gun Shit: Shoots people
"Look, you either gonna take this YEAST. Or I'm calling the POLICE."
Name: Tobi
Hobbies: Working minimum wage jobs, delivering food, being on the receiving end of Baku's bullshit
Powers:
K A M U I: Banishes mfs to the PS2 dimension. Only Baku has escaped this spell by finding a conveniently placed door
I Z A N A M I: Weaker version of the above, can be countered with a "Fuck That Anime Shit" card which only Baku currently possesses.
Calling the Police: Calls the police
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Baku Takes on Beacon
Non-FictionRWBY is owned by RoosterTeeth Baku and other characters belong to Sethical Formerly #1 in the rwby tag