Baku and gang were crowded around a fire in an alley of what remained of Vale.
Lil Broomstick: Ayo so you got your powers back?
Baku: I guess you could say that.
Lil Broomstick: Ok
Tobi: That makes one of us. I can't even call the police.
Bank Bill: She ain't take your hands brodie.
Tobi: My shit voice activated, like Alexa.
Bank Bill: I can respect that.
Baku: Aight let's get going.
Baku and friends started to walk around Vale aimlessly.
Lil Broomstick: Homie, what we looking for?
Baku: Shit, I don't know. I just ain't gon sit next to a fire like I'm pussy.
Tobi: Oh I thought you did this to progress the plot.
Baku: Shieet probably.
Suddenly, a bruised and battered civilian ran up to
???: Please, you have to help us! A bunch of grimm are about to kill my fam-
Baku: Hell the fuck no.
???: Please! You have to!
Baku: Not gonna lie dawg, Ion give a SHIT about your family.
Tobi: Hol up, maybe we should do this?
Baku: What?
Tobi: Send a message to Salem, you feel?
Baku: I don't got her in my contact list.
Tobi: That is not what I mean.
Lil Broomstick: Oh you mean have Baku kill them so he can intimidate her by showing he has a new and improved ability?
Tobi: I mean something like that.
Baku: Why didn't you say that in the first place?
And thus the four followed the distressed man and saw a group of beowulves and borbatusks about to kill his family of 4 excluding him.
Baku: Yo bitch ass mammals check out this R O L E X.
And just like that all the Grimm nearby disintegrated with a painful screech.
???: Wh-Who are you?
Baku: Shit we Just Ice League.
???: Thank you.
Baku: At least y'all got sum manners.
Bank Bill: Aight y'all have fun. We gon head out.
Baku and gang walked away from the family and continued through Vale.
Lil Broomstick: Anyone find it weird we just helped people?
Tobi: Whatchu tryna say, that we are bad people?
Lil Broomstick: I mean we did kill all those innocent people before.
Baku: They ain't innocent if they annoying.
Bank Bill: I'm a different man than I was 10 chapters ago.
Lil Broomstick: I can respect that.
Just then the group heard a his behind them and turned around to reveal a king taijitu.
Bank Bill: Baku, you know what to do.
Baku: I can't do shit.
Tobi: Tf you mean you can't do shit?
Baku: I MEAN I can't do shit. My power got a cooldown or sumthin.
Lil Broomstick: So we just gon die?
Baku: Yes.
Lil Broomstick: Damn.
Tobi: Ay y'all I feel a little weird.
Baku: Who?
Tobi: Me, dumbass.
Baku: Nah, who asked?
The king taijitu was about to take a bite out of Tobi.
Lil Broomstick: He finna die.
Baku: You right.
Tobi: H A K U S H U
Just like the snake grimm was gruesomely ripped apart by that simple word.
Baku: Ah shit now two of us got powers.
Lil Broomstick: I hope I get mine next chapter.
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