Catrina V3

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The storm hit Baku and gang hard, shaking the boat and whatnot. Of course the shaking of the boat didn't bother them since they are sturdy .jpeg images.

Baku: We in mf C A T R I N A.

Tobi: That ain't it bruh.

Lil Broomstick: Nah, I think he got that one right.

Tobi: Yeah, but he said it with a c.

Bank Bill went to the main sail and attempted to try and stabilize the boat, which didn't help at all.

Baku: You are selling right now, bruh.

Lil Broomstick: He don't know what he doing.

Bank Bill: Stfu. Can yall dumb mfs help me or nah.

Tobi, Baku, Lil Broomstick: Nah You got it bruh I'm too short homie.

Bank Bill: Useless. Ass. Hoes.

Living up to the insult, the three just watched as Bank Bill tried to stabilize the boat.

Baku: Yeah we gon fuckin die.

Lil Broomstick: Ayo my funeral bout to go hard.

Tobi: I was the best character.

The boat began to tip and Bank Bill gave up.

Bank Bill: Shit, I've done all I could do.

Baku: Ya clutch factor ain't shit.

Lil Broomstick: Since we gon die, I gotta say this. I lived the best life.

Baku: Dawg what?

Bank Bill: Ion know bout that one chief.

Lil Broomstick: Y'all just sum haters. Which one of us won a Grammy?

Baku: I do not care about grandma.

Tobi: Ya'll, we getting capsized in the next scene.

A huge wave hit the boat, causing it to capsize. Baku and gang went unconscious. The next day, they woke up on the shores of a random island.

Baku: This sum fucking bull.

Lil Broomstick: Yo we in Lost?

Tobi: This ain't so bad. At least we don't have to deal with any other dumbass hoes.

Baku: I do not want to be on the bitch ass island wit these bitch ass animals.

Bank Bill: Yea, Salem finna catch this H E A T.

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