Not These Hoes Again V2

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After the successful mission, Baku and team were given a free day along with the others involved in the mission. Baku used this day to get a pair of yeezys and a brand new iPhone 6.

Baku: Man I cannot believe them mfs didn't have these in pirate black.

Baku's attention was caught by a pizzeria.

Baku: Bruh, I'm so HUNGEE.

Baku walked inside the pizzeria. As he walked through the door a little bell alerted that he was there.

 As he walked through the door a little bell alerted that he was there

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Dr. Mario: 🅱️oungiorno

Baku: I'm sorry, I don't speak italics. Uhhh, can I get a 🅱️ O N E L E S S pizza and a large COKE.

Dr. Mario: Eh what?

Baku: Did you hear me?

Dr. Mario: I did, but what is boneless pizza? Like, how am I gonna out bone in it?

Baku: Bruh, just make the damn pizza without bones.

Dr. Mario: With that bitch ass attitude, I make no pizza.

Baku: Dawg, I need that pizza A$AP ROCKY.

Dr. Mario: You get pizza after you suck my A$AP COCKY.

Baku: I ain't fucking wit you. Y E E T.

For a moment, Dr. Mario had been banished, until he reappeared with a 1up Mushroom.

Dr. Mario: Big fuck up.

Baku: How the fuck?

Dr. Mario: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PIZZERIA!

Baku decided not to waste his energy and left.

Baku: Some of these BITCHES always gotta press buttons.

???: Is that Baku?!

Baku: Oh hell the fuck naw.

A shocked Ruby rushed over to Baku.

Ruby: Baku! Where have you been?

Yang: Ruby! You left me back at- BAKU?!

Baku: Not these hoes again.

Ruby: Have you been cutting class?

Baku: I been CUTTING OFF that lame school.

Yang: Soooo you dropped out?

Baku: Ye

Ruby: What are you doing now then?

Baku: Hussling.

Ruby: Where do you li-

Baku: None of your business.

Yang: I see you haven't changed.

Baku: I ain't the seasons.

Yang: What?

Baku: Listen, I gotta partir outta here. I would wish you luck, but uh, I don't like y'all.

Baku left a steaming Yang and confused Ruby to put his new Yeezys and iPhone to use.

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