Diamonds in the Rough *INDEFINITE HIATUS*

Keeping Connected

"What's up?" Midoriya answered, recognizing the humiliating profile picture on his phone "How you doing-"

"I'm going to fucking murder Best Jeanist just wait and see" came the pissed response on the other end from a certain blond "If it ends up on the news you never heard anything from me."

"Oh my, do I need to get my shovel?~" Izuku mocked as he walked out of the agency to meet up with Mirko "What is it now? You didn't bitch enough at me last night??"

"This motherfucker is trying to comb my hair!!" Katsuki shrieked, quickly quieting down "I did not sign up for this shit. First it was the gauntlets and okay fine yeah those were annoying to carry around but then jeans??!! Now he's trying to touch my hair! We've gone through five bottles of gel, three combs, a tin of pomade and four cans of hairspray and he still won't give up!!" he gave a little groan "If it was possible to tame my hair my old hag would've figured it out a long time ago but she hasn't because it's impossible!"

"...why are you so quiet?" Midoriya wondered, slipping his mask on and waving back to a pedestrian who stopped to snap a picture of him "Usually you'd be screaming about something like this"

"I'm hiding out in a supply closet right now" Katsuki muttered "If I can make it to patrol time I won't have to sit in that god-forsaken chair again"

"Oh my god!!" he cackled at the thought of his best friend curled up in a closet "The great Katsuki, reduced to cowering away in a closet over his hair!~"

"Listen you piece of shit" Bakugo hissed "At this agency you have to pick and choose your battles carefully and this is not a fight I want to deal with again! The man is so fucking stubborn!"

"Look dude, I don't know what to tell you" Izuku shrugged "But have fun on your patrol with-snrk- combed hair" he started giggling at the idea

"Ha! He's not getting me today" the blonde huffed "This time he definitely won't find me-"

"There you are Bakugo" a faint voice exclaimed "Come on, we need to fix up your appearance before patrol-"

"Hell no!!" Katsuki yelled, sounds of a struggle bleeding over the speaker "Let me go!! I already told you I'm not doing it!! You're not getting me in that chair!!"

"This'll go faster if you stop struggling" the voice grunted "Ow! Bakugo!! Biting is very unprofessional!!"

"Have fun!" Izuku teased "I have to go on patrol!"

"No!!" Katsuki pleaded "Deku please!! Don't hang up on me!! Deku you bastard!! Don't leave me alone with him!!"

"Sorry! I have to leave! Love you! Bye Kacchan~" he chirped, not sounding sorry in the slightest

"DEKU-" He hung up and put the phone away, Mirko smiling next to him

"Kacchan?" she snorted "Who's Kacchan?"

"A dead man." He deadpanned and refused to elaborate for the curious Hero

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"There's really not much action today" Midoriya hummed into his mic, balancing on the edge of a building

"That's a good thing kid" Kanga huffed, a couple blocks away on her own patrol

"Yeah, but it is boring" Mirko laughed, Izuku sitting on the edge to watch her interact with some more fans "By the way, why are you always up on the roofs? You a bird or something?"