Why do I think Zeldris will be like another father figure to King and Diane's kid? Why do I imagine it's going to be a girl and she somehow gets close to Zel in a platonic way and they're like father and daughter? Idk it's just a cute idea I have.
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Meliadas and BEN were fighting. I don't know what to do or say. Arthur was just sitting beside me shocked at the situation. Right now they both were brawling and having a fight. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at them. I felt embarrassed bc of these idiots for making me look like I'm apart of it and everyone is mad at us. I feel ashamed. Thanks assholes. You just couldn't keep your mouths shut. Next time just choke on each other's dicks so this doesn't happen again.
"Oh no. Sir Meliodas and Ban are fighting. We should stop them". Arthur said. Yeh no shit. Your hot and all but you're really behind and stupid.
"Yea I know". I replied back.
Arthur got up and got in between them.
"Guys! We're in public! You should know better than to do this!"
"Arthur stay out of this!" Mekodias said.
"Yea Arthur! You're gonna get hurt!" Benny said.
I walked up behind him to stop them.
"Oi Zeldris you too!" Bai yelled.
"Can you guys shut up? You're ruining things for other people. They're just here to have a nice dinner and you're ruining things for them. If ya wanna fight then do it outside". I yelled back at him.
"He's right. Let's go bitch". Meaniodas said.
He punched Ben and he threw across the room and broke the window and landed outside. If he wasn't immortal he would've been dead. Meaniodas jumped outside and landed on Ben and they started to fight again. Me and Arthur like normal people went out through the doors. The people who were eating outside were disturbed. This isn't what I mean guys! I meant far away from the restaurant.
"Stop punching me asshole!". Bean said.
"Shut up! You dress like a male stripper so you have no rights to tell me what to do!" Meaniodas yelled back.
"You shut up! You're older than me but you look like a fucking fetus!"
"Grrrr! You shut up! You're a homeless man now! Did you rob a bank to get that tux?"
"You shut your fucking mouth before I shove it down your throat and rip your heart out from inside!". Meaniodas clenched his teeth from that insult and hesitated to punch him.
Oof. These burns. I can't. Arthur wanted to butt in again but he doesn't want to make it even worse so he's just standing there thinking about what to do.
"You know what? You're a whore! You're a thief and you steal shit that's not yours. You know you committed arson and and you tried to kill me! How tf were you my friend?" Meaniodas yelled.
Me and Arthur were shocked. Arthur was feeling more sad than before. He hunched down and leaned on me.
"Looks like you were right. We can't fix it". He whispered. I can feel warm tears running down my shoulder his hands clenching on my shirt. I started to feel sad when he was crying. Now you'll never see me cry.
"Hah? I don't know but you're pretty stupid! You're terrible yourself! You massacred a whole kingdoms just bc you can't keep your petty emotions in! You even kept your identity a secret! You never told me you were a damn demon even though we were supposedly best friends!?" Bean yelled right back at him. They started to punch each other again. Meaniodas released he'll blaze and scratched his shoulder. Bean threw giant boulders at him and dodged his attacks.
"STOP IT!" Arthur yelled.
All the customers in the restaurant started to scream and run away. The restaurant was starting to get recked. The two monsters kept fighting. Damn why the fuck are you guys so mad? R you guys on yoout periods or something? Arthur ran to them and tried to stop them once again.
"Arthur! GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY!" Bean yelled.
"NO!"
"IM WARNING YOU!!"
Then something unexpected happened. Arthur started to go super saiyan and punched him in the face yelling "STOP!!"
Omg he's finally like a King I imagined him to be. Meaniodas and I were very surprised.
"Woah there Arthur!" Meaniodas said.
"You guys! Why are you two like this? You guys are acting like kids and not real men".
"Arthur..."
"I thought that I could fix your friendship but I didn't think It'll be like this. Wtf man you guys are killing eachother and possibly hurting others. I am so stupid for thinking this would work". He said face palming. Is it just me it does he seem like a different person? Hmmmm.....
"Oh we're sorry Arthur". Bean said after a long time thinking. Meaniodas nodded in agreement.
"No. I shouldn't have gotten involved".
Then everyone was silent for a moment.
"Y r we fighting?" Baka said.
"I don't know". Meaniodas said.
"How did this even happen? We've caused a mess".
"I know. I feel bad just looking at the mess we cause".
"Heh. Why wouldn't ya?"
Arthur felt down and he left. I followed after him because I didn't want to be left with Meaniodas and Baka and deal with their bullshit. Arthur walked away and I just followed after his steps.
"I feel exhausted". He said. That is true. Today is tiring.
"Do u think u solved anything?" I asked.
"........ I honestly don't think I did anything".
"Well let's hope they don't see each other tomorrow and beat the shit out of one another".
"Hmm. True". He said.
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The next day.
I woke up and took a huge shit. Then went out to get breakfast bc some hoe slept in late and forgot to make breakfast when it was their turn to cook. Ugh. Annoying ass. Guess where I went? To the Boars Hat. I waltz inside and sat on a table. I was sitting around in this itchy chair that was scratching my ass and waited for the waiters. And guess what I saw coming out of the kitchen.
BANNNNNNNNNN or Ben or whatever his name is here
TBC
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Well that was it guys. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thanks for reading all of yous.
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