Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 25

I'm shithead

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Zels POV.

Ahhhh shit. I'm in trouble. Like major trouble. This two donkey ugly little shits are mad at me for nearly burning down the house and now they want to kill me. I unfortunately begged them to spare me like a little Bitch I am. Now they kicked me out. Hahahahahaha. I'll kill them later. Well now I'm actually homeless. Well can I take Arthur's offer and live in his palace? (refer to the beginning). They kicked me out with any time to pack my shit. I make the most money and if I could've taken it I would be in a nice house by now. Not in the streets. Should I join Bon (Ban) and be like homeless buddies or something?

Grrrrrrrooooooowwwwllllllll

Oopsies. That was my stomach. I'm very hungry. Like no shit. I'm being starved here bc SOME hoes decided to kick me out and leave me with no food or water. So I have no choice now but to steal like a fucking peasant. Never in my life have I beeeennnn soooooooo humiliated. Oh wait hold on. There's this old fag walking around that looks old. He looks like a pervert. Oh well he looks rich. Imma rob now. And I'm going to sneak up to him and steal in 3 seconds. One. GO! Go! Go! Go! Forget the 2 and 3. All I need is the 1 bc I'm number 1. (No ur not Zeldris. Escanor is, you dumb bitch). I grabbed this guys wallet and ran but unfortunately he noticed.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN BRAT!"

I ran into a dark corner where the sun is blocked. I jumped over he fence and kicked over a bin so it'll distract him. Over it seems like I messed with the wrong guy. He had 4 men and him chasing after me. He looks like he's in the mafia. Well fuck me sideways. What other fucking rich guy could he had been. Why couldn't he had been a normal noble? I kept on running but I was in a crowded area. It seems like I'm in the town square. Hopefully i could make myself disappear from those old men. However there seems to be too many people and I can go through.

"Excuse me!"

"Move! Hello?" I yelled. I kept on running but then there's some hoe blocking my way!

"Move!" I yelled. But that person looks like... the short blonde cheeseball bastard. (Meliodas). The last thing I remember was crashing into him and the mafia hoes fell on top of us.

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??? POV.

Ugh. I woke up in a hospital bed. The lights are too bright. I looked to the side and see some nurses trying to seduce the doctors or something. I don't know but it likes it that way. The nurse was fondling his shoulder and caressing it. But enough about that hoe. What am I doing here?

Later- (I'm lazy)

I got called to see the doctors after the nurse took off my bandages. I went in and see what's up.

"Ah you're looking better! So how's the pain?"

"Meh. I don't feel anything". I said. But why does my voice sound so squeaky? Oh well. It must be because I haven't spoken in like 3 hours or something.

"Anyways there's nothing wrong now. So you can go home Meliodas". The doctor said.

"Huh? I'm not Meliodas". I said.

The doctor looked at his papers and blinked at me for a second.

"I see. I must've gotten the papers mixed up. I'm sorry about that". The doctor apologized and I walked out. Are you serious? What kind of doctor gets their patients name mixed up? Ah geez I feel so light headed.