Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 7

Zel's POV 

I woke up pretty early. I cooked some bacon and eggs for breakfast and made some coffee. Me and Derrieri were eating peacefully. I thought about working at the strip club as it is my dream to become a stripper. After all my stripping lessons are for nothing if I don't become one. After I ate I went to the strip club to try out. I walked in and registered to be a stripper. 

"ok so you want to be a male stripper yes?" said a guy.

"what else does it look like?" I said 

"Ok well do you have any experience?"

"yes sort of but I already know how to strip"

"great. Anyways if you work as a stripper here you will be protected by some bodyguards here from rapists and you won't get attacked by some crazy ass horny girls here."

"wow thats great thank you"

"alright you'll start tonight at 7. Got it?"

"yes sir"

"wear some sexy outfits and you know the rest"

"yes"

I walked out of the store. I was very happy to be fulfilling my dreams. I realised that I left most of my stripping outfits from my stripping classes back in the demon world. Well now i' gonna have to go shopping. I went to the clothing shops and sex stores to find some stripping outfits and thongs. Gotta make a great impression on my first day. I was looking around in the lingerie and sex store and ran into Meliodas and Ban. I saw them but they haven't seen me. I tried running away from them but I ran into Derrieri. Great what is she doing here?

"wtf"

"wtf"

"what are you doing here?"

"I should be asking you"

"well I'm shopping"

"well me too"

"wait what are you doing here in this store?"

"getting lingerie? Isn't that obvious but what are you doing in here? You're not a girl"

"yea but isn't this a sex store too?"

"are you getting laid or something?"

"I should be asking you that"

"well no but I just want to look sexy"

"oh ok"

"wbu?"

"I'm stripping tonight"

"finally fulfulling your dreams I see"

"yyeeeeesssss" I squealed. 

My damn squealing attracted a lot of people. Even those fuck faces, Meliodas and Ban. 

"yo lil Zel what you doing here?" said Mel

 "non of your business"

"hah is Zeldris trying on lingerie?" laughed Ban

"hah r u?"

"no we're buying them for our girlfriends ofc. R u trying them on?"

"no-no." I turned around. "i'm shopping with Derrieri."

"geez you guys do everything together now. Is there something going on?"

"No you penis face" yelled Derrieri. 

"Just go away now" I said. 

We walked away from them. We went home, had some lunch and I took a shower and shaved all my legs and down there and all of my other body hairs. I went out to the strip club and bought my bag. 

"ah here's the newcomer"

"yes come in get ready. Your in, in 20 minutes ok"

I got changed into an all black suit and underneath it was a thong that I bought. I went on stage and did some dirty dancing like a male stripper would do. The crowd was cheering. A while later I took off my black shirt, showing my muscular and chiselled chest. My abs were also showing. The crowd were cheering even louder and started throwing me money. I did a flip and danced more. I ripped off my pants showing my thongs only. The crowd was cheering even louder and throwing me more money. Then it ended. I didn't show them my penis but I let some women touch my arms. I took all the money that the crowd threw me on the stage in the bag and put on my normal cloths and walked out of the changing room to the bar. There I saw the one and only... Arthur. What is he doing here?

"oh hey." he said.

"oh hey. Surprised to see you here"

"yea well more surprising to see you do that"

"well i told you my dreams didn't I?"

"well yea you did but I didn't think you did it so soon."

I frowned at him. Is he disappointed in me or something?

"well how was it? How did you feel about it?"

"to be honest you were amazing."

I smiled.

"you were beautiful" he whispered. I heard that. It made me a bit uncomfortable. 

"umm sorry?"

"oh no-no-no. I didn't mean it that way. Umm sorry"

"uh its alright"

"so you're pretty good at it?"

"yea i had practises"

"so do you pole dance as well?" he joked. He laughed then.

"hah actually I do". His laughter died down. He thought for a sec. 

"well could you next time do that? Don't think of it as weird, i'm just curious to see what it's like to see a male stripper pole dance"

"yea sure but do you always watch strippers? This is new about you. I thought you were always innocent"

"oh no today I came to just get a drink."

"oh ok"

"so tomorrow can we hang out?"

"yea sure"

"alright well goodnight"

"good night"

I left and went home. When I arrived I told Derrieri everything. She seemed annoyed at me. I counted all my money that I had made. I have earned $1000. WOW. It was a huge achievement for me. I'm so happy. 

"oi. Dairy milk. I made $1000."

"I dont give a rat's ass about that"

"Neither in the chicken's ass you will either so I'm gonna stop annoying you now"

"oh thank god"

I was so happy about my achievement and my dreams. I want to tell the world. God let's just hope I keep this job. Most people don't like being a stripper but i love it. Most people hated being a stripper because they had to show their bodies and such but i loved being a stripper because I get thrown money and earned a lot. I'm so different from anybody else. People are gonna regret for hating being a stripper. HMMM. I'm thinking for my next show I'll be dancing to 'Money' by Cardi or 'Only' by Nicki. Well It's hard to choose. Or maybe 'Pony'. So hard to choose. Oh well I'm gonna take a shower and go to sleep. Today was a great day. Let's hope my brother doesn't find out or else he'll annoy the shit out of me. oh well goodnights. 

yep that's it people and good night. Thanks for reading this shitty chapter.