Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 3

Arthurs POV

The demon seems rude. It's only fair I suspected him since he did take over Camelot and did kill people. Are all demons like that? Well Meliodas is different. 

"sorry about my brother. He's usually a nice person. He's probably like that since his breakup with his girlfriend" Meliodas said 

"oh no it's ok. I'm sure he'll get through it."

"yea me too. I just want happiness for my brother but he can be a bit unintelligent when it comes to finding love"

"ah I see" Honestly he doesn't seem that bad but his attitude was a bit rude. However I will admit I was a bit judgy at him. He seems like a decent guy. 

"well Meliodas, I have to get back to Camelot now. I have king business to do."

"well have a safe trip back"

As I left he started gropping poor Elizabeth and she seems embarrassed. I went into my carriage to go back home. As the carriage was moving I looked outside and saw the Zeldris guy with this girl i saw the other day. The girl has short orange hair. Was that his girlfriend? No, he wouldn't be talking to her if they have broken up. She must be a friend. Then I saw him jump off a table and he landed on his face. :| Is this guy ok. I started laughing at him because he's dumb. Pffftttt. The way he landed on his face. I laughed more when the girl started punching him playfully at him and it looks like she's nagging him. Well at least i'm in a better mood. He doesn't seem that bad. Maybe we could get along. 

Zeldris POV

I did the most autistic thing ever. I fell off a table. Fuck my life. I was sitting on it then I slipped. Derieri is laughing at how much of an idiot I am. She then playfully punched my shoulders. Then this hoe started yelling at me at how much of an idiot I am. She said I was an idiot since birth, lives as an idiot and will die like an idiot. How nice of her to say. What a good friend. 

"U are an idiot."

"U said that many times today"

"well cuz u r"

"U know we should get a job, to you know get money for food"

"yea we should."

"I just don't know where tho"

"What about your brothers bar?"

"No way I'm going to work there"

"Well what about a babysitting job?"

"what? No! I hate kids besides I'm terrible with them"

"well there are 6 women who needs a babysitter and they all will pay you $50 each the whole day."

"WOW the pay is really high. But wait why don't u do it?"

"I'm already doing an interview to work at a construction site"

"Oooh can I do that too?"

"no they need one person so I'll be getting the job"

"u havent even got the job yet"

"well they are most likely to get me bc i'm a woman and those men want something to reassure them and also build shit"

"I honestly don't get u"

"well I don't get ur autistic brain."

"well fine i'll do the baby-sitting job to take care of 6 kids but if i kill them I'll tell the parents to blame it on u bc ur the one who suggested it to me."

"alright fine"

Later the day I had an interview with the 6 mums and they seem to be happy that I will be taking care of their kids. They said starting tomorrow I will be taking care of their kids. Well great fuck. The next day I woke up early and I was told from yesterday to go meet them at the park in Liones. So I went to Liones and I saw the 6 mums holding hands with their kids. They saw me and left me with their kids. haha fuck idk wat to do. There was 3 girls and 3 boys.