Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 17

Yes this is chapter 17. Hahahaha. My neck my back? More like my neck my back my crippling anxiety attacks. 😭😭

Zels POV.
So I got out of jail for ruining the park. My dad should be so proud of me I did something bad. But he ded. Meliodas should be proud of me too. If... he was the leader of the 10 com back then. After I got out of prison which is a day literally. I just pushed the bars and they swung open. I'm glad to be an overpowered demon so I can break whatever I want. I was at another park and guess who I saw.
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Cherry. If you don't remember her she's that little whore who a rich bratty kid. So basically this girl went up to me and stomped on me feet. First of all. Ouch. Second, why? Third, excuse me?

"Mr Zeldris".

"What".

"Since your gay you like dresses right?"

"Umm little girl, r u assuming that all gays like dresses?"

"No that's why I asked"

"Oh right".

"I only asked if you liked dresses".

"Hmmmm I do but I don't want to wear them bc they tight and itchy asf. Literally I was at this cross dressing shop one time bc Gloxinia is a hoe and made me go w/ him and this person at register said im like a size 6. So I tried a dress in size 6 that on and I couldn't breath after that. Mind u the biggest they have was size 8. I thought I was fat but then I saw myself in the mirror and realised I was ripped so that's why. Also Gloxinia was skinny so he could look like a girl".

"Ummmm I did not listen to any of that".

"Ofc u would u little hoe. Keke u wouldn't understand after all".

"Ok well my mum is making me do pageants. I need someone to come with me to carry all my dresses and stuff and help make me look pretty so I can win".

"Oh honey, I don't want to be ur slave".

"Who said anything about that? Anyways u have to do it".

"Why? Why can't ur little hoe ass friends do it?"

"Oh well I realised that all these girls in my class r all bitches and fake and I know that one of them might sabotage my chances of winning bc they're all jealous of my beauty so I need you".

"How do you know that I might not sabotage u?"

"Becausseee ur an idiot and a u wouldn't want to ruin and perfectly gorgeous and fab dress. Also there's going to be free food during the show".

"Oh ok I'm in".

"Great".

So yea I'm helping this little witch with her pagaenting and all that bc I have nothing to do. So I'm literally helping this four year old. Her mum greeted me and smiles. Little does she knows that I'm wayyy older than her but it's ok bc I'm small and I look like I'm 5 as well so it's all good. I would like to say that I'm not excited for this. I was in her house and she was showing me her dresses. They were all sparkly and pastel colour. Not too bad. Then she showed up in a Madonna outfit. At first I thought that outfit was fab but then I realise she was 5 so I was like no.

"My mum told me I should wear this for the finale". Cherry beamed.

"I'm not too sure if that's a good idea". I said slowly.

"Well whatever. How should I make myself look better?"

"More glitter to wow the judges until they go blind".