Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 26

If I had a kid I would like to name it Ketsuno Ana. It means asshole in Japanese. (Ik I spelt it wrong but it's to differentiate between the actual meaning and the name) Or I would name it after a food. Like pizza. Imagine having a kid named pizza.

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Zels POV.

Ah yes after 26 chapters I'm starting to get a move on with my relationship with Arthur. We're becoming more like best friends now. We hang out whenever he's not busy with his stupid fiancé. Oh I mean queen. Heheh. I feel like vomiting. Yea she's nice and pretty I guess but she ain't like a hottie or anything like Kylie Jenner or a super model. She's kinda flat tooo... tho I'm also flat. I look at my chest. Yep I forgot I'm a man. Oh well. If I use my super sexy hotness maybe it'll convince him to dump that hoe and be with me instead and I'll chain him to me sex dungeon oh I mean room if I have to take drastic measures. Haha I'm joking. I swear I'm not insane.

Well I have to get ready now. I have to put on something really cool to impress him tho I don't know what. I can't put on something too flashy or else he thinks that I'm being a try hard. I can't put on something simple either or else he thinks I'm not trying hard enough when he doesn't have time to see me or his friends very often now. I just don't know what to wear. Most of my clothes are for my job but they're all too thotty. Maybe I'll have to steal Melascula or Derierri. Oh wait never mind there's is more thotty. Oh well ill just put on something random then.

Later-

I walked to the cafe to meet up with Arthur. When I got there he had already gotten a seat and was drinking his coffee. It's probably caramel latte since he likes sweet things. I on the other hand don't since I find them too sweet and feel like throwing up afterwards. Tho actually I like some but not something too sweet. I went over to him but there was something there. Some kind of human. A human sized object with blonde hair and a crown of her head. Oh Shit. It's Guinevere. Yuck I hate that thing. I call her a thing even tho she's a human bc she honestly doesn't matter to me and she's not like my friend or anything. But most importantly why is she here?

"Hi Arthur". I said.

"Oh Zeldris! Your here! I'm so happy!" Oh he's like a puppy how cute.

"H-hey" I replied.

"Oh I hope you don't mind I brought my fiancé over. She's never been to Liones so I brought her here to show her around".

NOOO!!! Begone thot.

"Oh how nice of you hahaha". I laughed sarcastically. How dare this bitch come in between me and my hoe. I'll find a way to kill this psycho and and it look like it was an accident. (I think your the psycho Zel)

"Great. Oh you've met before when I invited you last time to my castle. (I didn't write this in, in previous chapters). So Guinevere, what do you think of Zeldris?" Arthur said.

"Oh I think he's a good friend of yours Arthur. I'm glad that you have a good friend like him". She said in her somewhat seductive voice. Why does she always speak like that?

"Oh haha it's no big deal". I said.

"No no I think you are good". Arthur said looking at me smiling. Omg a compliment from him. But wait why is she complimenting me as well?

"Well did you want something Zeldris?". She asked.

"Uh. I want coffee". I said bluntly.

"Ah okay I'll go order it for you".

"No no I can do that". Arthur said standing up and walking to the counter. Guinevere smiles and looked at me creepily. What's her problem? I smiled weakly at her back. I guess she noticed my fake smile as her smile dropped. We were sitting there staring at eachother in awkward silence. What is this? Twilight?