Adventures of Zeldris.

ThE oFfIcAl chapter 16

HEY GUYS ITS ME MIRANDA! Ok I'm back and I'm bored as hell. I don't feel like going to school tmr. I'm too lazy but oh well. So this chapter I'm going to take it slow bc the previous chapters I felt like I'm rushing it. SO yea, that's all i have to say. I don't really have that much to say.

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Zel's POV.

So Derieri, this bitch fucken dragged me to a therapist. She said I had to control my anger issues. mmmmmm. bitch. Do I LOOK LIKE I HAVE ANGER ISSUES? So right now, I'm sitting on this itchy wooden chair. It's really scratching my ass. I mean the chair is made out of wood but it's not polished. I'm waiting outside this dude's office but like why so long? I tried to scratch my ass but Derieri is right here next to me and this hoe is very observant. Damn it. I stood up but Derieri pulled me down because she thinks i'm going to leave. Nuh uh huney. Lately I guess I have been blowing up on people. It's not my fault they all are so dumb. After 100 fucken years later (exaggeration it's only been 5 mins 😂😂) da therapist was finally available. I was about to go in until Derieri stopped me.

"Just so u know. Meliodas is coming soon".

"ew. barf". I said rolling my eyes. This week is just the worst.

I went in and sat down across this old guy with Derieri sitting in the corner. I thought this was therapy not listening to someone else's problems. I shooed her away. She went outside groaning. I just looked at this old man. He looked at me back with a serious look. This dude is creepy just resting in his chair looking at me.

"So...Zeldris is it?".

"The one and only".

"Oh really now?". He said giving back the sass from me.

"What other demon is named Zeldris and is 152cm tall?". I shrugged.

"So why do you think you're the one and only?".

"Because. I'm Zeldris. I know it's hard but I have blessed you with my presence. It's much more holy than any Goddesses. Believe me"

"uh yea sure. *coughs* We're here to talk about your anger issues".

"yuh what about it". I said swinging up a gang sign in front of his face and slouched on the chair. I obviously did it to piss him off as a joke. Well he didn't like it bc his frown dropped all the way to da ground.

"Ok well we clearly have a problem here Mr Zeldris. I've heard about your anger issues from your friend there". he said pointing at the door. Derierri hides behind the door. Dumb hoe I can clearly see your fat ass. I turned around to the old guy. I don't know his name. Don't want to know his name and do NOT care about his name. I'm just going to call him bald guy.

"Mr Zeldris. Why are you so angry these days?"

"Umm these ppl dumb and piss me off".

"Don't say that".

I explained to bald guy why these hoes are pissing me off.

"Maybe it's because ur the problem".

"Excuse me bitch what? Ohhhh hell no".

"That's what I think. But I have an exercise you can do to help that".

"And what's that?".

"You can go around to patrol the town and catch bad guys. You can take all your anger out on them. We need someone to take care of them anyways".

"Ummmm no. Bc I'm lazy asf".

"You will be rewarded".

"Ok where at?"