Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 19

Mmmmmmm. I don't know if I should do thisss. But I'm bored so I'm going to. Also this is going to be bad.
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So remember if that lady asked if I ever had a bratty moment? Yes. Yes I did. A lot actually. Most of them are back when I used to be in my gay ass cheerleading team called the Ten Commandments. Yes we're a fighting group and the elites chosen by my dad. But little did my old man knew, I made it into a cheerleading team.  (I can feel the confusion and aggression) So yea I can remember all those good times. Not only as a leader of a fearsome group but also a leader of the cheerleading team.

Flashback~~
Warning- the worst explanation of cheerleading and a lot of cringe.
When the demons were sealed up~

The 10 Com wearing all red in revealing suits.

Zeldris at the front and the others behind him.

"I'm cute. I'm hot. I'm everything your not. Everyone knows me and they all be staring at moi". Zeldris does multiple hair flips and arched his back. "I'm cool. I'm wanted in everyone's team. I take your man just to shove it in your face. Boo hoo you".

Everyone claps and jumps and cheers.
"Shabooya. (I'm sorry if I spelt that wrong. I got this from Twaimz and bring it on) Sha-sha-shabooya roll call!"

"I'm Mad dog Derierri. RAWR." She does tiger hands. "I'm stronger than your mum"

"I'm glamourous Glox" he says twerking. (Idk what to do with him) "I may be small but I can be a beast"

"I'm Dr-Dr-Drole" he says doing a tree pose. "I can dance better than ur uncle"

"Call me Queen Cobra!" Says Melascula blowing a kiss to the audience. "I can take your soul in a sec"

"Just call me Galland" he says sounding not bothered. Posing in a girly way. "I'm a cute old man"

"I'm Monstrous Monspiet". He does not want to be here and looks depressed.

"I'm Freaky Fraudrin" he says doing jazz hands. "I cant dance"

"I'm gorgeous Grayroad!" She says doing a swirl. "I'm actually a girl"

"I'm Estarossa. Just call me Estalicious". He says winking and doing peace signs. "I put all the boys on rock rock".

"And I'm Zeldalicious". Zeldris says. "You may have seen Magic Mike but y'all ain't ready for Zapplin Zeldris"

Everyone: "We're all cool. We're strong. We can beat you until your down. We're sexy. We're bitchy. We're all you ever want. We all are bad bitches. You can stare all you want but no touching. Wanna get with us? Try harder. Oops".

They all did a low v then a high v then they did the superman pose. Everyone who was watching in the stadium clapped.

They did their finale performance. The other groups performed. The 10 com came second and Zeldris had a freak out and nearly killed the winning team.

End of flashback-

So yea I am now a changed person. Haha. I'm still a bad bitch tho. Teehee.

Anyways I have to go to work tmr. My holiday is over and I'm piss poor. Tmr I'll have to get back into the stripping business. Well I'm going to sleep now bai-

Da next day I woke up and went out to eat. As I walked to go to this cafe I noticed a golden carriage. I didn't know who it belonged to but it was really nice. I thought It was just some noble rich family and I ignored it. After I ate I went to go shopping for some new stripping clothes bc sometimes u have to change up ur style and get some new costumes. Basically in the stripping community. From what I learnt I need new clothes to get more customers. Some of my customers r regulars and if I keep wearing the same thing everyday they'll get tired of me and go to some one else. Also I can't just wear clothes that are starting to tear up. Again, you won't attract that much customers and they'll go to someone else, which means you will be loosing money. These customers want nice looking people okay? So those are just my experience and only I think it's a great experience. Ya know being a stripper and getting $1000 a day. I'd be looking glam all the time and these hoes be jealous. Don't get me wrong this is WAY better than working for my dad. I didn't even get paid. Stupid father. This is also better than working for idiot Cusack. I was his assistant for his job as an author. I only got paid $10. Ummm huh?