Adventures of Zeldris.

Actually chapter 29

Random note- I am simping for adult hobo Eren Yeager. I think he looks cool~

(Am I the only one who actually likes DK Zeldris form? I thought he looked hot. Can't wait to see how he looked like in the animation. Probably shit. Actually I'm not that excited now).

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Zels POV

Right before my eyes was Santa. He was smiling at the little kids and ho ho hoing at them. The sins and the maids were smiling at how happy the kids were. I just wanted my present now. So I walked up to this fatass- oh I mean St Nicholas. And I faked smiled like a creepy little boy and said

"Hiiiiiiiiiiii Santa! Where's my present?". I said.

"Ho ho ho". He said. "Ah alright my boy". He said putting down his sack and grabbing something out.

"Here". Santa said handing me a red present. I grabbed the present and thanked him smiling. I was really fucking excited. I ripped it open and there was a box. I opened the box and see to find a toy. Ummmmm. Not what I wanted. So I grabbed Santa's sleeve and tugged it.

"Umm. Santa Clause". I said. "This isn't what I wanted". He looked down on me and laughed it off.

"Ho ho ho. My apologies". He laughed weirdly while rubbing his head.

"Didn't you get my letter?" I said looking at him suspiciously. He sounded familiar but the voice was very deep.

"Ho ho ho. Sorry my boy". He said getting another present from the sack and handed it to me. This time it was wrapped in blue. I ripped it open and see some clothes but they were kids. I thought hard then realized that something was wrong.

"Er Santa when I say clothes I don't mean these kiddy clothes." Although they might fit me since I'm small. Tho I don't really mind as long as it's not that same red jumpsuit I'm in all the time.

"Oh I'm sorry boy. I hope it's okay though. Next time can you be more specific?"

"Oh alright". I said. I walked off with the clothes. I was kinda disappointed honestly. He's just an old man in a red suit. I didn't even see the reindeers and how did he even get in? Wait. Maybe they're outside. I jumped out the castle through the window. I flew around this giant ass place and looked for reindeers or little elves. But i found none. So wait wtf? How did he even get here?

Meanwhile.

Arthur's POV.

The Santa went to the bathroom to take a break. I followed him. He went inside and then I was in as well. I locked the door just in case. He heard the lock closed and took off his grey beard and hat .

"Pwwaaahhh! What the hell. That was exhausting". He said he threw the fake beard on the floor. He took the cushions out of his jacket that made him look overweight and let it drop on the floor.

"Yes you did well sir Ban". I said. Yes I hired sir Ban. He was still looking for a job and sadly he and sir Meliodas were still not friends. I don't know what happened but I thought Ban needed a hand and thought I would hire him.

"Hey when can I go?" He said yawning.

"Until the party's over. We can't let your cover be blown or else the kids will be disappointed". Even Zeldris will be disappointed.

"Yea ok but hey why did Zeldris wanted presents for him. He seemed persistent. And also why is he calling me Santa. I mean isn't it obvious that it's not him unless there's a joke or something".

"Umm. Well he believes that Santa is real". I said slowly. Ban started to burst out laughing. He started to choke from laughing too much.

"What the hell". He said still laughing and clenching his chest from hurting from laughter. "Isn't he like 200 years old or something? And he still believe in Santa? What? Ahahahhahahahahahaha!"

"Um I guess he was never told" I shrugged.

"OH BOY! WILL HE BE DISAPPOINTED!" He laughed even more. I'm getting worried that he was laughing too loud and people will hear him. So I quietly shushed him.

"Ok before you go back as Santa. Could I ask you a question?" I said picking up his beard and handing it to him.

"Huh? Yea shoot".

"What happened between you and sir Meliodas?" I asked.

"Huh? Does it matter?" He said stuffing the pillow inside.

"Uh yes because you two were inseparable before. But now you guys aren't friends anymore. It's really strange and I want to help you guys fix things".

"Well there's no way to fix it now". Ban said getting louder. Was he getting mad?

"Huh? Why? Please tell me. I want you and sir Meliodas to be friends again like before".

"Yea that was before and this is now". He said. From the tone of his voice getting louder it seems like he was mad but what did I do? I felt like I shouldn't have pushed him and now he's mad at me. I looked down at my feet feeling bad.

"Ban..." I said sadly. "Did I wrong you?" He heard the tone of my voice and knew I was sad. He looked at him like he was pitying me. He took a deep sigh.

"I confessed". He started. I spun my head up and see him looking at his reflection in the mirror.

"Confessed what?" I said. He sighed again but in annoyance.

"About a few years ago I started to feel something for the Captain. Something I haven't felt before. It was something different from Elaine. Yes I yearned for her but lately because of our son she has gotten more moody and started to piss me off. We started to get into a lot of arguments and fought a lot. Captain was there for me though and has supported me throughout the whole thing".

As I was listening to his story I was shocked and couldn't say anything. I never knew sir Ban had felt this way about sir Meliodas before. But how could this be? Wasn't he madly in love with lady Elaine before?

"So yea he was like a support thing for me and I kinda fell out of love with Elaine and in love with the Captain. Later on I confessed. At first he played it off like it was a joke or thought that I meant it in a friendly way. But later on I told him that I meant it in a romantic way and I broke off with Elaine before that. So yea after that I got kicked out of the boar hat and I also can't go back to Elaine for obvious reasons so that why I have to sleep on the streets now". He took a deep breathe after all his talking. I was looking at him still in shock this was a lot to process.

"Ya happy now? See this is why our relationship can't be fixed. I know your a nice guy and all who tries to help to fix things but this time, this can't be fixed". Sir Ban said adjusting his beard and hat and walked off towards the door. I stopped him before he could unlock the door.

"Sir Ban Wait!". I said. He looked back at me. "I'm sorry I made you say all that. But this whole time I've been wondering... how? How is it possible to fall in love with a man?". He looked at me surprised.

"Heh? How am I supposed to know. It just happens ya know? Tell me? Why are you in love with Guinevere?".

"Oh um. Because she's pretty, nice, brave, sincere and really caring". I said happily. For some reasons he didn't looked too pleased. I thought maybe I answered him wrong or he was looking for a different answer.

"Well I guess it's not like you'll understand". He said walking out the door. I was left wondering how it was possible. I heard news about same sex couples but i never thought deeply about it. I actually never thought about how it worked. I was not knowledgeable enough about this and now I found out one of my friends is in love with the same sex. I don't know how to feel but he seemed to be really in love with sir Meliodas. I wanted their friendship to be back to normal but now I don't know how. It's not like I could ask him to pretend not to happen. I guess Sir Meliodas is a bit scarred? If that's the right word but I still would want them to be back to normal. I walked outside and thought more deeply about it on a hammock outside that's hanging on one of my balconies. As I was thinking a black figure landed on my balcony. I looked closer to see Zeldris.

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Just so you know. I didn't make this storyline up just now. I had actually planned it when Ban became homeless but I didn't know when to like distribute it. So I guess this was a good time huh? Well this is messy. Anyways have a good Christmas everyone.