Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 13

So Arthurs here now. yay. Well let's cut to the chase. me and ugly explained what happened. Arthur was mad at me and didn't want to see me and yelled at me and ugly was fired. I walked outside strolling around until i felt like I was forgetting something. I try to remember what happened yesterday until I remember. DErieRi! Ah shit. Where tf could this bitch could have gone. I ran around the streets and try to go to the strip club. After 10 damn fricken minutes I arrived at the strip club. Now I didn't know what to do. The doors were closed. I ran to the back of the building and hoping to see a window to break into. I then stumbled on a rock. I looked back and it wasn't a rock. It was a feet. ew. It came from the bush. 

"Uh excuse me? R u ok?" I asked.

"UGH TF U want!".

"Oh SHIt Derieri..... wtf".

"Oh it's u emo hedgehog". She looks tired and she has dark circles around her eyes and her hair was messy.

"You look uglier than before". 

"I ended up in a bush". 

"And... how did that happen?"

"Bastard stripper said he secretly wanted to get laid w/ me and told me I was the prettiest girl he eva met so we fucked in a bush".

"The bush is so weird". 

"Shut up. What's up with u? U look like a hot mess. Your hair is even more fucked too".

"This Arthur guy kidnapped me".

"What a boomer".

"I know right". 

"Can we go home now?" 

"yea let's get out of this shitty town".

At first we walked. But then my fat ass got tired. Then suddenly I could fly again. HOORAY! Honestly I was so happy that I could fly again. I was crying. Derieri just looks at me like wtf. So we went back home. We took a shower and rest in our beds. We exchanged stories and told each other what had happened to us. We were suddenly hungry but we weren't bothered to cook. (just like how I'm not bothered to do homework). So we finally visited my dumb bastard of a brother. Meliadaas. i mean Meliodas. 

"AIIII wassup my duuuudddeeeesss!". I yelled. Everyone just looked at me. 

"Idiot". Derieri said while hitting my head. 

Meliodas came running up to me. 

"HI baby brother!" Meliodas said. 

"ahaha. Hi Meliodas".

"What brings you here?" 

"Me and Derieri were hungry and we wanted food".

"Sate sate sate~ Is that so?"

"Sate your head".

"How about you let your big brother cook for you?"

"NOO!" I yelled. I looked around and see the blue haired giraffe cooking. I ran up to him and jumped on the bench to be on his height and put my hands around his throat and I basically begged him to make me food. 

"PLLLLLEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEE COOK FOOD FOR MEH!" 

"WTF GET OFF ME!".

Then there was this huge fight. It was so retarded. In the end I payed him $200 for good food. It was a lot of at least it was worth it. After I ate his food I stole some of the other food from the kitchen when Ban and the others weren't looking and they were all laughing. I ate that dish but I wanted more. I tried to steal more but the fairy kid stopped me. He used his spear to stop my hand from touching the plate. My sleeve was stuck and I couldn't do anything. I hear Derieri laughing at me. Sounds like she was dying.