Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 4

Zel POV

I ran up to Mael. He was standing in front of a table. He was about to put his lunch on the table when suddenly I jumped on the table and did a model pose on the table. My left hand on my hips and my right on the table. 

"Heeeyyy~~~"

"oh. oh. OH! Zeldris hey, I haven't like seen you in 5 years. It's good to see you and all but why are you on the table and all?"

"oh i am?'

"yea"

"i'm here to see you silly. It's been so long and I thought about visiting you"

"that's nice and all but could you get off that table please?"

"y don't you like me"

"uhhhhh"

"You know I like you"

"what"

"I think your very strong and muscular and probably ur thing down there is also big"

"Zeldris stop". I reached down there

"If you don't like me then how do you want me to make me like you?"

"Zeldris I'm warning you"

"I'm the son of the Demon King. I'm rich. i could take you everywhere baby~"I did a hairflip. 

I see the kids behind him standing on top of each other and Nene trying to reach his back pocket to get his wallet.

"Zeldris, what is wrong with you. You've been acting strange."

"nothing wrong baby~ I just want you"

Then I saw Nene waving the ok sign. 

"Zeldris im going to tell ur brother about this"

I punched him and kicked him in the nuts. We all ran while he was screaming in pain. I told Nene to give me the wallet and she did so. I looked inside and holy crap he was surprisingly loaded. Well shit. Imma spend it all. hehehe. 

"guys. Let's go to the bakery"

We all ate at the bakery and ate a bunch of other foods. We went to a buffet and ate there too. I still have enough for some shopping. 

"ok guys, get whatever you want"

They all ran to their favourite isles.

Later i turned around and Jack was holding a pack of candy. 

"Put the candy back down, I don't want you to have diabetes and-" He threw the candy at me

"oof. Fuck me in the asshole, that shit hurted"

Then Penny came around also with a pack of candy and pleaded me to get it for her. I declined her. She also threw it at me. 

"try me Bitch. You know what fuck you and I hope you all die from diabetes"

"U so ruuuuddddeee" said Tom 

SO I got them all candy and they all are now gonna have diabetes. At least they shut up now. 

Later they all said they wanted to dance. I said where. They said in a kids club. We went there which took hours. They played some pretty shitty songs. They were love songs and yuck.

"oi kids imma change this song"

"NNNNOOOOOO!!!" They all yelled 

"ok well dont worry imma play something better~"

I played the song deepthroat. It basically isn't for kids but these kids deserve to be scarred. (Song above. Plz dont kill me I luv that song)

They were all looking at me like I'm on crack. hahaha these kids faces. After all that I took them back to the park. Luckily it was sunset and that was the time the kids were supposed to go home. After all that they pleaded with their parents to let them stay with me. Wait hold on. Bitch what? They all said yes. Great now all these damn kids are staying with me. At least i got paid. I didn't want to take these kids home bc who know they might stalk me. I lied to them that I was homeless. Now we all have to sleep in the park.