Adventures of Zeldris.

Chapter 28

Milky milky coco puffs.

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I just wanted to say that the yarichin b club song is stuck in my head and I can't get it out. But it's catchy.

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"Daddy is that you?".

"Ah!". King exclaimed. So this must be his daughter. They don't look alike. Well after that they all went home together and I didn't even get my money back. Turns out that the boy is just a baby sitter that the giant man lady hired and for some reasons this salty bitch King didn't know. Hmmmm. What a good relationship.

Da next day.

It was nearly Christmas. I didn't know what it's like for Christmas since in the Demon world we don't celebrate Christmas. So I asked around for people to tell me and so there my Wishlist began.

'Dear...... Dad?

It's nearly Christmas and I don't know y I'm writing this to do u even tho ur dead. U probably won't see this but I'll tell you about my Wishlist anyways. The children here told me that I should write a letter to my parents about my Wishlist and then they will give it to their parents and they will write a letter to this Santa person what their kids want Bc apparently they know where Santa lives. I got curious and asked another kid and they said that Santa lives in the post box bc they saw their dad put the letter in there. Santa must really be a midget. Anyways I want a
- manicure
- the fergie albums
- cake (not the type of cake you think)
- food (lots)
- new shoes
- new clothes (I've been wearing the same one for years)
- and last but not least, a handsome boyfriend(s)

From zura janai, Katsura da oops no I meant Zeldris.
(Ik I make a lot of Gintama references. I'll stop now)

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(Don't ask what this is. Let's just say this is all facts Zel gathered from little kids so ofc the kids know nothing. This dumbass didn't even ask the adults so he doesn't know he's fake)

Ahhh done. I folded the paper and put it in an envelope and sent it off in the post box myself. I wonder if Santa really is an old fat guy. What if he's hot? How do the kids even know what he looks like when he creeps in when they sleep? Anyways I'm bored now. I want to go home and sleep. I think I'll do that.

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Arthur's POV

It was freezing cold today. It had already started to snow. In a distance I see a familiar person. I walked closer and see my friend Zeldris. As I saw Zeldris put an envelope into the post box it wasn't put inside probably, maybe because it was already too full inside and it wouldn't fit anymore. As he walked away the envelope eventually fell out. The wind blew the envelope near me. I wanted to call for him but he was already too far away. I couldn't help but to pick it up. Then a letter fell out. It looks like he didn't seal it. I couldn't help but to read it. This letter made me chuckle. I couldn't believe there was someone as childish as him for an adult. Did anybody tell him that Santa wasn't real? I think it's best not to tell him in case I ruined his dreams. But I was surprised at his Wishlist. He said he wanted a boyfriend for Christmas...

Wait. He never told me about his sexuality before. Did he? I never knew. I should've asked. I'm such a terrible friend. But if he wants Santa then I could maybe make that happen. I know! I can throw a giant Christmas party for all of my friends! It will be so much fun. I put the letter back inside the envelope and licked my finger and spread it on the ends of the envelope to seal it. As I did that I put it back in the post box. As I walk back to my carriage I've planned how I wanted the party to be.

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A few days later.

Zels POV.

Welp it's fucking Christmas soon. I don't even know wtf to do. I see people decorating trees and shit so I made Derrieri buy a normal oak tree and just put some fucking lights on. But they weren't those nice fairy lights. It was normal light bulbs and melascula was trying to figure out how to turn them on. Ummm. Childe. This bitches are so dumb. I don't even know y I live with them. I was trying to decorate the house by putting random shit around the house. I didn't really know what was festive. Derrieri And Melascula were arguing about to do with the ugly tree. I couldn't stand them anymore so I walked out. As I walked out I see a post man putting something into my mail box. I went to it and opened it. I look at the letter and it says it's from Camelot. I opened it and it said:

'You're invited to Arthur's Christmas party' (imagine this was written in cursive)

'Congratulations! You are invited to Arthur's Christmas party on the 23rd of December! You can have plus ones as there are more rooms. The more the merrier!'

I was confused. They have parties for this shit? I never knew. Huh. Well I'm kinda excited to see what Christmas parties were all about. I ran back in and told the hoes. They were not really in the mood I guess.

"Wait! One of us can only go because it says plus one" Melascula said.

"Who cares it says the more the merrier doesn't it?" Derrieri replied.

"True. Also I don't want you guys to miss out. Who knows this could be fun" I said.

They both shrugged. They couldn't care less about some party and a person they barely know. Tho I'm pretty sure they're coming because who wouldn't miss out on free food? I went to my closet to pick out my clothes. The 23 was near. A week actually. And my bitchass don't know what to fucking wear. I have a bunch of clothes but I always wear the same thing. So I just picked out a random red shirt, black leather leggings and leather jacket. That'll do for the party. Actually no. It's cold and I need something cozy. So I'll just wear my fur coat and normal track pants and ugg boots. I know. Perfect for a party huh?

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Da day of the party.

We got a carriage to go to the party. Wow. I guess that's nice of Arthur. We all went inside. We're all wearing warm clothes bc we're not gonna fucking freeze to death. It took us an hour or something to get there. This was like the third time I've been to his castle now. Is he trying to flex on us? Well anyways as we all were walking in I see Arthur greeting us all. He was waving and thanking people for coming. I walked in and see my brother and his gay ass group. They were all laughing and smiling at each other. I frowned and walked to near where all the foods were. I was getting ready to eat when it was time. I felt a shadow behind me and I turned around and see my stalker. It was the stupid goddess.

"Why are you behind me?" I asked.

"Because you can't be near the foods now". Mael said.

"Why?" I replied.

"Because we don't want to take it all". He said.

"Mind your damn business. What if I was just looking?" I asked in a sassy tone. He walked away. I swear he's getting weirder by the day. At first he was normal, now he's just fucking weird. Well for a while it was party time and we all were chatting and talking and dancing and blasting Christmas music. It was alright. Then we were allowed to eat! Yayyy! I FUCKING LOVE FOOD! And the fact it was a buffet made me happy. And yes I took most of the food. People were shocked to see me eat that much. Especially Meliodas. Oh well, I guess I wouldn't need to eat for a few days. Saves money at least. Finally I was full and I couldn't do anything . I was sitting down and resting. I was breathing heavily too.

"Hey, fat hippo. Get up. You look depressed". Derrieri said to me. I flipped her off and she dragged me out of my chair.

"Tf! What are you doing?"

"I'm dragging you out you lazy shit". She exclaimed.

"I ate too much. You think I can walk?"

"Then you shouldn't have eaten so much". She dragged me to the dance floor and but I really couldn't move ffs. I was just lying there like a fish and everyone was just dancing. Then I felt the floor vibrating heavily but I just ignored it but then I heard a voice.

"HO HO HO!!"

"SANTA!!" Some kids yelled happily and ran over to him. I flipped myself up and looked at the person. The person was indeed fat and had a beard. He was wearing a red suit and a red hat. I was seeing Santa for the first time.

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Ahhh! That's it guys. Sorry I haven't been updating much. Hope you have a nice holidays!!!