Identity V x reader oneshots

Take Me to Disneyland! (Edgar)

(y/n) = your name

this (y/n) is a little boy-y (very much like me), she doesn't like dresses imao

and she prefers baggy clothing and messy hair--- also tsundere (y/n) WARNING

also warning for very funny and girly Edgar!

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[Alternate universe where the manor never existed, also modern world :D]

Edgar's Pov:

In his thoughts,

Hurry up (y/n)!!! You're gonna be late! All the girls are staring at me...

Today, I have a date with (y/n)~ in the land where "dreams" come true...

and tickets are surprisingly expensive... I mean affordable!

If you're going to a date with your girlfriend...

I mean...

who else wouldn't think of disneyland...

My heart is beating so fast I Can'T BreAtHE!

"Hey Edgar!"

You turned around to see (y/n), who was dressed in a jersey and her hair was not really combed well...

"I... I EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN---"

"What?" (y/n) yawned tiredly...

"Why are you wearing a jersey to disneyland? Why is your hair so messy? Did you oversleep?"

"The air conditioning is strong... plus it's cool... no... i did not oversleep..."

(y/n) then stared at your shoes...

"W-WHY ARE you wearing such pointy shoes Edgar?! You'll get blisters!"

You sighed and laughed to yourself,

"They're in fashion, (y/n)... Since I already booked tickets online, here... we have time, I knew you would come in such... weird way so I brought you some extra clothing... don't worry, they're your perfect size..."

(y/n) grumped and took the bag and rushed into the girl's washroom...

after 5 minutes, she came back out...

"WHAT... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" she yelled,

you snorted...

it was a oversized female high school uniform, but the skirt is way too short and her legs were all shown...

"AHAHAHAHHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT! BAHAHAHAHAHA!" you bursted out laughing...

"Oops!" you smirked while taking pictures,

"The real one is over here~ "

In thoughts,

I actually carried 2 changes of clothes just for this idiot... I'm so amazing~~~

After a while,

"We're finally in the park! Where do you want to go (y/n)?"

(y/n) shrugged,

you looked around and saw a stand...

"Ooh~ headbands! Look at other girls! They're all wearing them! Do you want one (y/n)?"

(y/n) still didn't get the clue...

You sighed and grabbed a cute mickey mouse headband and placed it on your head...

"(y/n)! Does it look cute on me?"

"How old are you this year Edgar?"

in thoughts,

it's obvious she's still mad of me because of the changing clothes incident...

"Don't be angry,"

"S-SHUT UP! Who said I was ANGRY?!"

"you sound angry my angel~"

(y/n) blushed,

the word "angel" works every single time...

"Fine, I'll pick one... does this look good?"

(y/n) places a shark headband on her head*

"AUGH!!! WHAT?!" Edgar screamed...

in his thoughts,

(y/n) is so scary, idk what i should do--- 

isn't that jaws? something they sell in like... universal studios...

what is it even doing here... in the land of dreams... I guess everything is really possible...

"How does it look?" (y/n) eagerly askes...

"y-yea..." you muttered while thinking to yourself...

I don't get (y/n)'s fashion sense lol...

"HYEH!" (y/n) squealed and stuffed one onto your head!

"As expected from Edgar... I wonder if it would be too childish for you... but that isn't the case..."

(y/n) stared onto your feet and then looked up again,

"It really suits you," she said while smiling smugly...

(PANIC STRIKES EDGAR WHO IS DEEP IN THOUGHT)

-WHAT's WITH THAT RESPONSE?! IT'S SO DAMN HOT... UGH, my heart is beating so fast!-

~AT the end, we didn't buy ANY hairbands~

As both of you are walking around, 

"Do you want some popcorn?" you asked softly...

(y/n) wasn't listening to your questions, she kinda blushed at a sight of a cute balloon...

"ahh... i didn't know you were into something so... childish~ "

"No! It's nothing!" 

You grabbed (y/n)'s hand and dragged her to the person who sold balloons...

"YOU LIKE IT RIGHT? I'LL BUY IT FOR YOU... PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR ENTIRE STOCK MISS!"

"NONONO!!! You're MISTAKEN! EDGAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" (y/n) panicked...

~at the end, we didn't buy anything again~

Snack time~~~

(y/n)'s pov:

Edgar bought two giant cute minnie mouse bread...

he is currently screaming how cute it is now...

Looks like a doll... 

it's a little weird...

I feel bad eating it...

Edgar has a very girly side... he probably won't eat something like this...

You turned around at Edgar... 

"What's wrong? Aren't you going to eat it?" Edgar asked while casually ripping the bread in half... Minnie's face was torn in half...

you gasped...

"I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE SUCH A--- I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT KIND OF PERSON?!"

"Huh...? What part of me disappointed you now?" Edgar asked...

The end of short story...

i have a math test tmr... im sad...