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Norton x Male (y/n) FUNNY FLUFF

Norton x Male Reader fluff

in naib's pov cuz its funnier

(y/n) = your name

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[Alternate universe where both of you are in high school]

Naib's Pov:

Ah, it's Norton and (y/n)... EH??? Those two are having a crazy snowball fight...

My god, they're such good friends... even though they fight sometimes...

Uh...

Norton is pinning (y/n) against the cold snow---

Is the rumour about them dating... true?!!!

I should leave...

"Ah! NAIB! PERFECT TIMING!" Norton yelled,

"H...HUh?"

"(y/n) and I are arguing about something and we'd like you to help us decide---"

"Wh-What are you guys arguing about---?"

"Which one's gonna be on top or bottom..."

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK????!!!! ARE THEY IDIOTS ??? THESE DUMB AIRHEADS?!!!!

MY GOD WHY ARE THEY ASKING ME THIS ---

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

-Later-

ah... so they were talking about the snowman's top and bottom parts...

And they kept on arguing---

"DAMMIT! I WANT TO BE ON TOP!"

"NAIB SAID MINE WAS BIGGER SO IT HAS TO BE ON TOP!"

"WHO SAID BIGGER MEANS THEY HAVE TO TOP IT?"

"GUUUUUH!!!"

My god... my thoughts are killing me...

"Uh... you two are fighting about this snowman's head being top or bottom... you really are kids... d-dumbasses..."

Norton turned his head to look at you, you jumped backwards...

"A-Aren't you going to put the eyes and nose?"

"Yay! Let's do that Norton~" (y/n) jumped up and down...

O my god...

the snowman looks horrible...

Which ones are the eyes? Where is the nose? The mouth is sliding off...

They used cookies instead of buttons---

I can't with these two...

"Do you think the eyes are slightly off (y/n)?" Norton asked

THEY'RE WAY OFF!

"I think it's fine Norton, what about you Naib?"

Oh fuck... what should i say???

"Uh... Its umm... very spectacular... it looks original... maybe... I should help fix it up a bit?"

"SURE!"

-Later-

"OOOOH! Looks so cool!" (y/n) gasped,

"Whoohoo, Naib you rule!" Norton laughed,

"It looks like a real snowman!!!"

"There isn't a fake snowman---" you sighed,

"Well, it's just using the extra sand buckets, the spare buttons from textile class and my gloves..."

"Your... gloves?"

"But won't you be cold Naib?"

"Oh... I'll be fine, I'll pick them up tomorrow, most importantly, is I protect this cute snowman the both of you built!!!"

(y/n) and Norton exchange glances...

"Well, it takes time for you to walk home, take mine Naib," Norton offered,

"Naib, wear my gloves!" (y/n) offered,

Both of them spoke at the same time...

Oh my god---

If i don't answer correctly...

they'll argue again...

and fight again...

ah...

"I um... will borrow a glove... one from each... you two?"

"SURE!" (y/n) and Norton answered in unison.

As the three of you walked home, you stared at (y/n) and Norton,

"(y/n), you're shaking a little bit, here..."

"Thanks Norton!"

They're... holding hands so naturally...

"Bye bye Naib! See you tomorrow! We'll help you get your gloves!!!"

You watched as the oddball duo held hands and walked down the streets...

They're so helpless in love...

They really are airheads...

idiots...

who don't realise anything...

Bonus:

Next day,

"UWAHHHHHHHH! FROZY!!!! HE DIED!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!"

"We need to bury him..."

"Yea, we must!"

those idiots gave the snowman a name???