the girl with pink hair, nihachu

six

trigger warnings: knife

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it was the day.

though niki had explained to brooke what to do, she still had no clue.

she set up her stream as she opened twitter to message austin and sort everything out.

she had to choose to love or host minx.

of course, brooke chose host. it was nothing against minx, she just didn't know her.

she joined the love or host call, and the game began.

"HELLO AND WELCOME TO LOVE OR HOST! IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW THE GAME WORKS, BASICALLY THERE ARE 10 CONTESTANTS AND THEY'RE ALL COMPETING FOR SOMEONES LOVE." austin yelled, making a lot of people jump, including brooke.

"THIS TIME, THE CHAT DECIDES! MINX WILL CHOOSE A BOTTOM THREE AND CHAT WILL DECIDE WHO GETS ELIMINATED!" he continued to yell.

"minx, are you ready to meet the contestants?" austin asked minx, in a more calm voice.

"yes austin, I am." a thick irish accent said in response.

I will admit, her voice is kind of attractive, brooke thought.

"hello everyone! wave at the camera, you're on love or host!" austin exclaimed as everyone cheered and waved at the camera.

"hello!" niki's wholesome voice spoke up.

"hi i'm minx, I am, 23 going on 24. I have been on this show several times but have not yet found love. it's not my fault, it's everyone else's. I am the perfect girlfriend and future wife." minx said before being cut off.

"hey minx, do you think you could use a bit more energy? you don't sound like you believe what you're saying." bob said and everyone laughed, except minx.

"shut the fuck up bob!" minx yelled and everyone continued to laugh.

urthly began to introduce himself. "..I was engaged but i'm not sure if I am anymore.."

"what do you mean you're not sure!?" minx slightly yells in confusion.

"what happened?" niki asked softly.

"did you kill her?" susu asked ever-so casually.

"is she in the cupboard behind you?" brooke asked with a serious tone, making minx laugh.

niki looked at minx as she laughed at her joke, seeming jealous in a way.

a loud screech came from urthly's end of the call.

"that was her! I just heard her scream!" susu yelled out and everyone bursted into laughter.

next up in the introductions was caprice.

her thick british accent echoed through the call. "hello darling, i'm caprice, i'm from the uk and i'm 26." she simply explained.

"caprice, you've been on multiple love or hosts, what makes this one different?" austin asked.

"uhh well I actually have a crush on minx. i've had one on her for 5 months now." caprice stated as everyone stared.

"next up, eret! you're a big hit in the minecraft community, introduce yourself please!" austin said as he moved eret's screen next to caprice.

"hi, my name is eret, i'm 21. this is my first time here so i'm not sure what to expect." eret stated with a smile.

their deep voice shocked brooke, she was not expecting that.

"goddamn, how many times did you hit puberty?" austin jokes, making everyone laugh.

the call was filled with people saying things about his voice.

"it's like helium but reverse, holy fuck." brooke adds on, making everyone laugh.

the only laugh brooke cared about though, was niki's.

in the middle of bob's introduction, wilbur walked into niki's room, only his chest appearing on camera.

"wait wait wait, let's do minx a favor and pause on bob's introduction." brooke interrupted, causing bob to huff. "hi wilbur!"

brooke waved at will.

everyone looked at niki's camera once she said that.

"hey brooke!" wilbur said, waving back, causing niki to giggle afterwards.

"okay, continue bob." brooke said politely.

bob continued on with his introduction as he convinced minx that he's the best choice.

then he went on to explain how when they get together he's going to 'kiss that dirty little mouth of hers', making everyone — including austin — very uncomfortable.

the next person to introduce themself was greekgodx.

"i've been sending you hints for weeks and you still tweet that you're single." he said in an offended tone.

"have you ever slid into my dms you fucking cunt?" minx asked greek, rather aggressively.

"I have!" caprice added in.

"yeah, I don't want no fucking pussy!" minx said in response to greek's stuttering.

"i'd say my biggest competition is probably eret and shit- skat- skach- I don't know how to say his name." he said, changing the subject, which caused everyone to burst into laughter.

schlatt continued to eat his cereal, not paying attention to anything going on.

"susu, go ahead and introduce yourself!" austin yelled, enthusiastically.

"hello, i'm susu! I fear nothing, but minx strikes a strange fear in me and for that, I am very attracted to her and that's why i'm here!" susu stated but was interrupted by greek.

"can- can we date other people in the show?" greek asked, tilting his head down and moving his glasses as he stared at susu's screen.

"no you cannot." austin said before also being interrupted, this time by minx.

"can I take my children to the kitchen?" minx asked, holding multiple cats in her arms.

"no you can't minx. you have to stay here for introductions!" he told minx as she repeated the word 'okay'.

"susu, are you interested in me?" greek asked.

in response, susu silently pulled out a knife and pointed it at him.

"oh, that's a knife." eret casually said.

"I think that's a swift no." caprice said over austin and greek's nervous laughter.

"okay thank you susu, appreciate it." austin said nervously, replacing schlatt's screen with niki's screen. "next up, miss nihachu!"

brooke's head perked up when she realized it was niki's turn.

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authors note:

THIS IS SO LONG AND ACTUAL CHAOS IM SORRY LMAO PLUS THERES NO DRAMA SHIT