Nico x Percy one shots (Book 1)

Nico's sickness

(Percy's POV)

I sighed and walked over to Nico and I's bed. I shook my sleeping boyfriend. "Honey you need to get up."

He shoved me off and turned his back towards me. "No fuck off sea scum."

I rolled my eyes. "You need to get ready to go visit your dad.Remember we are supposed to have dinner with him."

He groaned. "I am sick."

"You are not sick." I put a hand on his forehead. "Your not hot and its hard for us to get sick."

He groaned and faked a cough. "See sick. I'm sick of seeing him so I'm sick."

I couldn't help but laugh. I heard Nico snicker. Once I was done laughing. I slid my jeans off and climbed up in bed with him. I kissed his head. I got an idea and frowned, "Oh man, the kid has a fever."

He gave me a soft glare. "I am not a kid."

"Oh but you are."

"I am not"

"You are"

"I am not"

"You are"

"I am not"

" You are"

"I am not"

"You are"

"Percy I am older than you!" He said with a laugh.

"Does that mean I can call you a old man?" I asked with a smirk.

Nico reached over and slapped my head. "No. You can not call me old man."

I rubbed where he hit me at. "Ouch okay, but if you really don't wanna go see your dad. Then you are calling him and telling him that we are sick."

He huffed. "No I am not. We can just be a no show."

I rolled my eyes and ran a hand through my hair. "Okay then I'm going back to sleep."

"Wait, do I really have a fever?" Nico asked as I closed my eyes.

"NO. I wanted to see what you would do if I said that you did. Now shush sick boy." I wrapped my arms around him.

He huffed and leaned back into me. We slowly fell back asleep.

-_-_-_- Six hours later -_-_-_-

Nico and I both jumped awake to someone clearing there throat. I reached over and grabbed Riptide and pointed it towards the voice. Hades was standing in the corner of our bedroom. His arms was crossed. "What are you guys doing?"

"Dammit Dad." Nico grumbled laying back down. 

I capped Riptide and laid it back onto the night stand. "Nico and I don't feel good so we are staying home."

Hades spoke, "You guys was supposed to come eat with me and my wife."

"Dad I really don't feel good. We can do it another day. I just want to be left alone." Nico turned towards me. I laid back down and he laid his head on my shoulder. "Dad I honestly do not feel good. I am not hungry so there is no point in us going down there sick and getting you guys sick. We will figure something out on another day."

"Fine, next Wednesday, at seven in the underworld. Sick, dead, or alive, I want you guys down in the underworld for dinner." With a huff, Hades flashed out.

Nico sighed and mumbled. "Finally. I wanna go back to sleep. I am exhausted."

"Go back to sleep then, my love." I kissed his head and noticed it was a little warm. I didn't say anything. Our blanket is pretty heavy and can make us really hot at times. "I am not going anywhere."