Alexa Russo.

Lexi

"Wake"
WHACK
"The"
WHACK
"Fuck"
WHACK
"Up"
WHACK
silence.
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK

"Ugh Lexi!"

"Damon. I don't give a flying fuck you've just come back home. Whack me again and I swear on everything holy I will hurt you badly." I try getting back to sleep and not even 5 seconds later I get another whack.

"That's it" I mumble before jumping out of bed.
"Ahhh! LUCY!" He screams mocking a girl and running out the room.

I chase him back and forth before giving up.

He gets to one side of the breakfast bar and I'm on the other.

"What's going on?" Lucy and Jason walk in.

They see us in the position. Look at each other and then walk away

"Lucy! Jason! Nobody cares about me" he dramatic says

"Come on Le, your my best friend. I was only trying to wake you cause Lucy said so, the Russos are coming for breakfast"

"They are?" I question
"Yeahh"
"Jason is that true how comes?" I look behind Damon.

As Damon turns around to face Jason who by the way wasn't actually there I grab the ketchup bottle and squirt it up and down Damon.

"Fuck Lexi stop it!"

"Say I'm awesome"

"Your awesome, your awesome"

I stop squirting and burst out laughing

There Damon stands in all his glory with ketchup all over his face and body

"I'm gonna kill you"

"Hey" I laugh "atleast I didn't touch your hair right"

"Oh my. If you did. That would be the end of you. My hair is off limits"

"Your body isn't though! You look awful" I laugh
"Ugh Lexi I don't like you anymore"
"Are you breaking up with me" i gasp

"Uh do we even want to know?" Someone asks
I turn around and see the Russo family. I smile innocently and shrug

"I don't know Roberto. I think Damon's got a ketchup fetish"

"Shut up Le" Damon says wiping the ketchup from him face

"Why are you holding the ketchup bottle then? Dominic asks raising a eyebrow

"Oh my" i gasp "Damon must of thrown in my hands when I turned to look at you guys

"I love her" Laura laughs coming in to give me a hug. I hug her back and laugh along with her

"Damon go clean up in my room" Jason comes into the room

"Do you need someone to help you clean up?" I say in a baby voice

"I'll need someone to clean up the mess after your gone" he smirks

I latch onto Laura's arm "See Laura. He's making plans to kill me" I fake sniff

"Aww honey" she coos wrapping a arm around my shoulders "Nobody on my watch will harm you. Am I right boys?" She turns her head to the side looking at her husband and sons

"Si" they all say

"Ugh, so not fair" Damon rolls his eyes

"Don't worry, your safe too" Dominic  says

I raise my eyebrow and smirk
Damnn

Laura looks between them both and smiles

It's quiet for a second before Lucy comes back in
"Damon you Have 10 minutes"

He narrows his eyes at me and mouths watch your back I smirk and put a peace sign up.

"So where we going for breakie?" I ask turning towards the mirror and fixing my hair

"There's a Italian restaurant that do good breakfast, it's about a 30 minute drive from here." Roberto answers

"Mhm mhm mhm" I hum "lovee Italian food" 

"I'd hope so" Luca scoffs "You are Italian after all"
I turn towards Luca "Actually I'm half Mexican"

I feel the atmosphere tense. "Oh" Laura mumbles

"Yeah" I awkwardly laugh "My mums from Mexico and dads from here so"

"Aw that's lovely" Laura smiles

"Sorry I don't know why I assumed your Italian" Luca awkwardly chuckles

"Pftt I take that as a compliment, Italian people are hot" I laugh

"Perv" Dominic mutters

I burst out laughing and shake my head "You have no clue, no clue at all Nik"