Four Brothers || Seijuro, Karma, Tobio, and Daisuke [DISCONTINUED]

Scenarios and random stuff, why not?

Seijuro: I swear to god Tobio-

Tobio: You said you were an atheist Sei-

Seijuro: *takes a deep breath* I swear on the Kambes-

Daisuke: Don't use our family name in vain like that.

Seijuro: *losing his mind* I swear to the fucking Akashi's-

Karma: Nuh-uh, remember, no saying the f-word in the living room. 

Seijuro: *reaching for the scissors* How will you all fancy a black eye?

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You're screwed if:

Seijuro grabs his scissors. 

Daisuke pulls on his gloves.

Tobio loses the sparkle in his eyes.

Karma loses his playful aura. 

Plan of action: Uh...run. Teleport to the next 1892023 dimensions and don't return for a few hundred years.

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Daisuke: You know, sometimes I lie in bed and I wonder, "Why are these human disgraces my siblings?"

Daisuke: And then I remember, "Oh yeah, reproduction." 

Tobio: I literally just asked for a cup of milk, sIR.

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Karma: Sei, I need help. 

Seijuro: Alright, guns are down in the basement. If there's not enough bullet cartridges I hid some behind my bookshelf in my study. Hydrogen peroxide is probably under the kitchen sink. Remember to wear gloves. Just call me if you need someone to frame. There's a particularly annoying girl in my class.

Karma: *noting it all down* Thanks!

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Tobio: I have perfected my serves to the point where if I serve it in someone's face, they'll probably be knocked out for at least 30 minutes.

Tobio: *beaming* it used to be only 10 minutes!

Tsukishima: That's how you measure how powerful your serves are?

Iwaizumi: Better question. Who the hell are you testing this on?

Karma: Submit it for science fair Tobi!

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Karma: Strawberry milk!

Itona: Strawberries pocky? I'm in.

Tsukishima: Oh my god holy hell premium strawberry shortcakes I'm so happy. 

Nagisa: You three are just obsessed with strawberry stuff-

Daisuke: They're dumb. 

Tobio: Blueberries above all. 

Seijuro: Tobio, is your self esteem that low that you have to compliment yourself?

Daisuke: *dying of laughter*

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Seijuro: Look, when you tutor, you're not supposed to do it nicely and encourage them. They'll probably just forget it after the test. 

Karma: What you're supposed to do it traumatize them and brutally ingrain the subject and teaching into their minds, so they'll remember it as the worst class of their lives. 

Daisuke: And afterwards, they'll never want to get a bad score again, because they know that you'll come for them to traumatize them all over again. 

Tobio: Which is why math is the greatest subject of all. 

Hinata: MONSTERS!

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At a restaurant:

Daisuke: Paying 70% of the bill

Seijuro: Paying 30% of the bill + tip

Tobio and Karma: Eating

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Seijuro: Karma, we've talked about this. 

Daisuke: No no, we haven't talked enough. Continue.

Karma: I do not know what you're talking about. I do not wish to continue further.

Seijuro: ....

Tobio: Lighting fire to your homework isn't a valid excuse in school-

Daisuke: Now, that teacher from their elementary school, what were you saying about Tobio and Karma being angels?

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