Peter Parker One Shots

{Masterchef (2)}

Requested by IAmIronyDad on ao3: I wanna see the world's reaction when they find out that the adorable, innocent, baby-faced, science chef extraordinaire that is Peter Parker is also the witty, battle hardened, crime stopping vigilante web slinger superhero that is Spider-Man. But maybe it's just me wanting to see the world lose their shit XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel.

TW: Everyone losing their shit. Also, everyone fanboying over Peter.

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shaquille.oatmeal: WJAT HTE HELL???????? PETER PARKER? ADORABLE BEAN? CUTIE PIE? LIGHT OF EVERYONE'S LIVES? IS SPIDER-MAN??????????????????

hanging_with_my_gnomies: Excusez moi de la quoi da fuq.

hoosier-daddy: Okay I know I shouldn't be focusing on this, but did everyone see the judges' faces? They looked?? So??? Shocked????

HairyPoppins: Wow. I- wow.

Abe_thatisfalse: HOW WERE WE SO STUPID?? HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THAT PETER IS SPIDEY??

real_name_hidden: Yeah okayokayokay I'm totally not freaking out okayokayokayokayokayokay coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool.

flashclash: Yeah! That's my best friend!!
>peterwithab✅: If being a best friend means pushing me into lockers and verbally harassing me, then sure.
>>YouKnowWhoIAm✅: Hold the fuck up, YOU BULLIED MY KID?

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With Tony and Peter:

"Kid, you can't just do stuff like that," Tony said, waving his arms around, "We had decided on revealing everything gently, slowly."

"But," Peter pouts and looks up at him with wide puppy eyes, "I wanted to be like you."

"Oh kid," he sighed,  "C'mere," he pulled him in a huge hug, kissing his forehead.

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Newspapers:

>BREAKING NEWS! SPIDER-MAN REVEALS HIMSELF AS 16-YEAR-OLD PETER PARKER!<

>SPIDER-MENACE A CHILD? WHAT WAS STARK THINKING?< (on a completely unrelated note, this newspaper got bankrupted the very next day)

>PETER PARKER: CHARMER, INTERN, STUDENT, MASTERCHEF, AND... SPIDER-MAN?<

>MENTEE FOLLOWS MENTOR'S STEPS: "I AM SPIDER-MAN"<

>HEART-WARMING REUNION BETWEEN SPIDER-MAN AND HIS AUNT<

>MAY PARKER RANKED #13 ON WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN<

>PETER PARKER BECOMES ONE OF THE MOST FOLLOWED ACCOUNTS ON INSTAGRAM<

>PETER PARKER SEEN WITH MARKS ON HIS NECK. DOES THE MOST DESIRED BACHELOR HAVE A SECRET LOVER?<

>"YES I DO HAVE A SPOUSE" REVEALS PETER PARKER, "I WILL NOT REVEAL THEM UNLESS THEY WANT TO"<

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Basically, Peter caused the world to descend into chaos by saying 3 damn words.

Also, guess who his spouse is ;D