this one-shot is based off the video on the misfits channel called: "fitz gets what he deserved..."
and full credit for the idea goes to xFandom_Queenx
i hope you enjoy :)
day 1
the group invited me on a trip to the gold coast. i'd never been before, and honestly? i was in desperate need of a break. saying no was out of the question.
the first day was all travel, flying across australia, getting settled, and trying not to spill my drink on the plane.
as soon as we landed, you watched mason struggle to sink a golf ball. he pouted dramatically, whining about how he "didn't get to play golf in the video." you laughed at how invested he was. "so this is huge for me," he added, eyes wide with fake despair.
eventually, mason made the hole, and we headed to toby's hotel room for the day.
toby's tour ended much like mason's game: she didn't make a hole either, but her focus was somewhere entirely different "buy for four million" she mumbled, talking stocks you didn't understand.
so, naturally, you stood right in the frame of the video as she missed her shot. payback, kind of.
before turning in for the night, swagger came whining, fitz had ripped matt's business card. he spoke of its "sentimental value" like it was a family heirloom. you could see how upset he was, so naturally, you had cameron apologize and promise to make him a new one. everyone knew it'd probably be you who made it anyway.
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day 2
finally, we were on our way to the house we'd stay at for the next three days.
you sat next to mason in the van, he kept the ride entertaining, while cam sat upfront with the driver.
"just trying to get a good transition scene, guys, just pretend—" toby started, only for mason to abruptly tell her to "shut the fuck up," making you laugh.
surprised, mason turned to you. "yeah, y/n liked that one."
the camera bounced around the van, mostly capturing time-lapses of chaos and snippets of us being ridiculous. you dozed off for most of the ride, only to jolt awake thinking we'd arrived... and no. the first thing you heard was jay shouting, "chris, run swagger over!" and toby adding that chris should "clutch in" and "floor it!"
after a while, swagger returned, van chaos subsiding enough for you to drift back to sleep.
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arriving at the house, chris honked to announce our arrival. toby immediately instructed, "make sure it fits!" you joked, "but he's right here," earning cameron's chuckle.
inside, the house was beautiful, perfect for a well-deserved break.
you collapsed onto the bed with cam, facetime-ing toby as she showed you cam and mason boxing. not shocked at the outcome.
soon it was your cue to join the group, they were discussing the zip line across the lake. you hung back with cam, watching matt attempt it. first try: rope broke. second try: fell again. eventually, we all agreed to pool time before darkness.
pool time didn't last long. hunger struck. "that right there is a pine cone," cam explained, accent exaggerated for comedic effect. swagger stabbed at fruit, jay tried it, spat it out. thankfully, the BBQ started shortly after.
then... a spider. a giant one. jay staged a fake fight, everyone yelled "get the spears!" some planned to chop it, got scared, just poked at it. you buried your face in cam's chest, feeling safe, until the door shut, and the spider was squished. cheers filled the room.
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day 3
morning began with a trip from home depot to the grocery store. ryan challenged jay to some ridiculous odds involving anna and a cucumber, fitz gave his ratings, jay lowered the stakes. a woman overheard, causing awkward laughs. "i fancied what was going on," she admitted. ryan innocently replied, "we're just shopping."
you and fitz wandered off, found a hula hoop, and played a ridiculous game of toss-and-jump around the store while matt recorded. shoppers stared. cam shrugged. "this is just what it's like being in the misfits anyway..."
later, cam called swagger: "pick a hand!" swagger chose right, cam threw an egg, bounce, crack, chaos ensued. fitz groaned.
another BBQ followed, thankfully spider-free, but the steak was hilariously raw. you recorded, letting the boys eat. cam offered you a bite of his sausage, one bite, perfect. your "mmm" earned him a smug smirk.
then came the "luxury steak" for ryan. the boys tortured it: fire pit, pool water, dramatic flourishes. cam plated it, swagger sprinted in with a flaming onion on a spear like a movie scene. finally, dinner was served. ryan took a bite, cam struggled to explain the steak's history, fitz sampled, declared it "delicious," cam grimacing.
that night, the power went out. chaos ensued. toby played spooky keys on the piano, screams and flashlight-chasing throughout the house. "fitz foreshadowed this," she whispered. cam protected you from the loudest scares. finally, the group quieted down, leaving you and cam to sleep in peace.
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day 4
our last day. zip line challenges again. matt nervously balanced, mason panicked, ryan teased. you stayed by cam across the lake, watching the boys' chaos. a snake appeared, cam swooped you up and moved you safely away, soft and protective.
eventually, matt attempted the zip line, stopping dramatically before the lake. groans and laughter filled both sides.
that evening, dinner at a restaurant where the chef tossed food into mouths like a circus act. fitz proudly called you "my girlfriend, sir," making the chef apologize mid-laugh.
next: casino time. you and mason opted out, guarding each other from gambling temptation. group lost anyway.
then a frog. cam, high, perched it on his head, charming you despite your fear. "we're just chilling," he rambled. eventually, he offered you the frog. "please take him off," you begged. he pouted, "if i ever wanted a pet frog, would you let me have one?" you hummed a firm "don't think so, babe," breaking his frog dreams with a smile.
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