And so Theseus falls, (but someone catches him)

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The cold air awakened every one of my senses. My eyesight sharpened and my sense of smell was enhanced. My wings ached to be released , to feel the chilling breeze take its unforgiving claws through the snowy white feathers.

I threw my arms up, trying to slow my fall as I had misjudged the size of the gap. I missed the ledge by inches.
Considering it was a 10 story drop i was slightly concerned and alot miffed about the fact that i missed. A sharp cry sounded out and i realised it was coming from me. It felt like i had dislocated my shoulder. My fall had stopped but at the expense of my left arm- it was actually dislocated. I felt my body slide over rough concrete as i was pulled onto the safety iof the roof.

I could hear panting besides me and when i looked over i could see a brown trench coat and maroon beanie. That's not good.
"What the hell man?" I asked, anyone would ask that if someone just dislocated your arm.
"Well sorry for saving your pathetic life," he snarked back. My breathing was heavy, as it should be from  a near death experience. Not that I would have died, to much testosterone in me for that.

We lay there for a while and then my mind un fogged.  I rolled away quickly and leapt to my feet. No time to be getting comfy around the guys trying to imprison me. Whisper looked up in suprise at the sudden movement.
"Don't move, your arms dislocated," his eyebrows furrowed in a passing imitation of concern. He couldn't care.
"I'm a big man, I can handle it.." I frowned, Tubbo would be annoyed.

I fell to the ground as a high pitched whine sounded through the air. It was pathetic. I was on the ground whimpering from a noise. Damn you raccoon ears.
"Good job Blade."
"What are we gonna tell the police?"
"That we found Theseus."

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I woke up on a floor. Not my floor. Immediately I was on my feet in a fighting stance. Prison.

The bars were wide set for some reason. Dumb heroes. I chuckled as I climbed out the barred window, the sun was only just rising so Tubz shouldn't be too annoyed. Looking at the prison I realised I was just in a normal jail cell. Amateurs. They shouldn't underestimate the great, heroic, curaguus Tommyinnit.

"TUBBOOOOOOOOO MY ARM HURTS!!!!!" The first thing Tubbo was greeted with after me running off.
"Theseus Innit care to explain where you were." Ye I hate it when Tubbo talks like that. Its deadly calm.
"Not really but I broke my arm," I say with a expression that makes me look like a kicked puppy. His eyes softened as he came over to check my arm. Then he whacked it.
"OI WHAT THE HELL !?"
"You lied , you said it was broken, it's just dis located." He walked back to his room and I heard the clicking of keys as he typed away. I don't know what he does in there all day but if it's not hurting me then I'm fine.

"ITS 7 O CLOCK!!!" I yelled , quickly pulling off my vigilante gear. I forgot about the job.
I ran outside, completely forgetting breakfast but that was nothing new. I heard a sinister laugh echo from the building and it sent shivers down my spine. Tubbo is very scary.

I sprinted to the tube station and made it on by a hair. My amazing golden hair that is.
The tube was packed so I was pushed against someone uncomfortably.

⚠️⚠️ UNDERAGE CATCALLING THING ⚠️⚠️

"Nice body ~" a voice said behind me. I turned around and saw nasty middle aged man talking to me.
"Piss off bitch boy," I say with a sneer. I'm very creative.
"With you sure," he winked at me and I felt vomit fill my mouth.
"Nah," I saw that we were at a station so I got off and decided to walk the rest. Turns out this guy is a freak and got off after me.

⚠️⚠️The cat calling is over⚠️⚠️

I sped up my walking so I got to the internship quicker. I wasn't there yet and I could still here the guys heavy footsteps after me.
'Ugh why did he pick me to creep on?' I think , at this point I'm tired of this society.
When I was about a street off of the hero building I saw an expensive looking car pull up on  the side of the street. Obviously thinking about pick pocketing him I crossed over , momentarily forgetting about the person following me.

When the guy got out the car I recognised him as one of my bosses. The Blade. I looked around - having just remembered that I was being creepily followed. An amazing idea popped into my head.

"Umm, hey Blade?" I say timidly. Don't get me wrong I am very manly but this guy is fucking intimidating. I looked over my shoulder and say the guy leaning on the street corner licking his lips. Ew.
"Yeah kid? Wait... your Phils intern." Wow he is observant.
"Uh yeah I am, but I was wondering something?" I ask, because you know, manners.
"What is it?" He scrutinises me as he tries to figure out what I want.
"Can you give me a lift to the tower? I know it isn't far but someone is following me," I put on my kicked puppy expression because that always works. The Blade looks around in suprise.
"Who?" Now that shocks me. That Blade? Caring?
I point over to the guy and he winks at me. The Blade wrinkles his nose in disgust,
"Sure let me pick up this order," he then walks into the shops. Did he not hear that someone was creeping on me??

I heard the same footsteps behind me as I waited for The Blade to hurry up. Oh damn.

⚠️He talks nasty to Tommy here so be careful 😅⚠️

" Who was that?" He says in a low voice. I back away.
"Why do you care nonce?" I make my way round the car, heading for the bakeries door.
"Stop right there sunflower, your hair looks nice. Could sell for a lot seeing as people are buying kids."
At that I froze. Schlatt was working quickly.
"Well nice talk." At that I ran into the bakery, the guy following me.

"Help" I yell at the pink haired women behind the counter. She looks up in suprise and almost instantaneously a bubble surrounds the man.
"Are you alright?" She says with worry clouding her eyes.
"No? But I'll live " I say to  calm her nerves.

"What the hell?" A low voice asked.

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