No Clue Where to Go From Here

Wilby pogcamp

Sirenpov

I backed up as he strolled towards me, the picture of calm.
"Həłļø Wïłbűř."

"I'm sorry I said pogchamp after you nutted in me!" Always apologise right?"

Panic flooded through my body, freezing me. How the fuck did he do that. Fucking twat.

Backing up even more, I hit the corner.

"Ummm. Hey? Dream I get you're a super villain but could you just lay of the killing?"
I was polite atleast.

"But this is so fun~ aren't you having fun Gogy?"
I freeze.
He freezes.
I know for a fact that wasn't my name.

"My name is Siren or Whisper, depends what type of fan you are to be honest. "
"I know that's your name," he hissed in a tone the was just dripping poison.
Well unfortunately for him I'm dripping in testosterone and muscle.

Or not. My arms aren't built for fighting I'd I'm completely honest.

"Just you remind me of an incompetent little fool I knew. That was what I called him. Until he fûćķīňğ bəþřæýéđ me!"

OK bad blood. I get it. Totally.

"Well I'm not that incompetent and I'm not a fool. And I haven't had the chance to betray you yer."

He started moving towards me again. An axe appeared in his hand. My eyes widened.
"Say hello to nightmare~" he crooned softly.

He names his fucking weapons?! This guy is mental.

"I'm good. Really. I don't like being introduced to new people," he swings the axe above his head, "No! No! No! Seriously I don't want to meet your stupid axe!"

I raised my arms above my head, preparing for the fatal blow.

Only it didn't come.

"Dream you didn't forget there were cameras in here? And the third part of my power?"

404 was standing in the doorway and his clout goggles were lifted up from his eyes, and they had a blue glow to them.

Did I miss a chapter? Let's be honest I probably did. The writer has no idea what he is doing.

"404. Let. Me. Go." Dream manages to get out through closed teeth.

"No, no there is not hurry to let him go. Infact why don't you just leave him there," I stammer nervously. This fucker nearly took my head off.

"Piss, off." Dream growls - with great difficulty though. Oh god this is golden.

"Now now, Dream. Don't forget your manners," 404 chides, his voice has a musical quality to it.  Nice. So does mine.

Dream glares at me and tries to take a step forward. 404s eyes glow a brighter,  darker blue. If that makes sense.

Dream freezes up entirely again.
"Whisper. " 404 addresses me, "walk out the door. Eret is waiting for you- to take you to a safer place."
When he says 'safer he looks to Dream.

I shrug and walk past him, I mutter a quick
"Thanks.:

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Eret was waiting at the end of the corridor.
I nod at them,
"Soooo, what are your pronouns?" I ask, cause I don't wanna be rude here, I'm a gentleman.
"I go by anything," They say shooting a smile at me.
"Ooo pogchamp,  I've never met anyone who goes by all pronouns,"
We launch into a discussion about lgbtqia+ for a while

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"Anyways I dont think ace people get the recognition they deserve," she comments.
An interesting point.
Eret a cool person.
"Here's your stop, you're a good guy Siren," he says warmly.
"So are you,"
"But it was never meant to be, take me to the exit and make sure no one sees us."

Now I feel really bad. Their eyes glaze over as they lead me through a door. Really though what did they expect?
I am a hero. And they just kidnapped me. So I don't know what they thought I would do.

Eret was a cool person so I felt kinda bad. Not alot. She was a villain of course.

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Sapnap (or Pyro if you're him cause he has too much of an ego) was guarding the door and stood up as I approached.
"Eret what are you doing." His hands ignited.
"They can't hear you. Even if he could, they can't answer you."
Sapnap lunges forwards and grabs my neck, his hands burning me.
"You are not meant for this world." He hisses in my ear .

"Are we fighting right now?" I ask with an eyebrow raised,
"I'm going to choke you!" He yells,
"Yep. Mixed signals here dear Sappy Nap." I strain from my compressed vocal cords. I could stop this at a moments notice but it's fun.

"Fuck you." He snarls,
"I would, trust me my ego is that high , but its hard to do it. Want to help?"

He punches me in the nose.
"I just got punched in the nose. Couldn't have aimed anywhere else?" I drawl.
He punches me in the eye,
"That's better. Stop, unlock the door and hop around on one foot afterwards."

Mm special voice is so fun. Sapnap unlocks said door. Seriously they need better security. Anyone could get in and out.

I make note of the location and then stroll back.

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"Hey! How long was I gone?!" I yell , walking into the hero agency.
"Two weeks. You better have a good fucking explanation for this."

The villains really need to get better security but oh well.
Hope you enjoyed :)
893 words :))