Humein Divorce chaiye

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Pyaar krte ho mujhse!!
Toh ihzaar Kr doh
Apni mohabbat ka zikr
Aaj saare aam kr doh...
Nhi krte sacchi mohabbat
Toh inkar kr doh
Yeh loo mera nadan dil
Iske tokde hazar Kr du....

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1 month after Natasha incident --

Siya: Abhishek tum thoda rest kr lo. Natasha ko jasei hei hosh aayega woh tumhe asei dekh kaar bahut dhuki hogyi na.

Abhi: jaan kaab uthegi..

Mayank: woh jld uth jaeygi abhishek baas tum thoda rest kr lo.

Siya: aaahhhhhh!!!!!

Mayank : Siya!!  Jaan kya hua

Siya: aaahh.hh may.ank aa.ahhh

Abhi: siya ko kya hua.

Siya: water broked take me to hospital.

Mayank: it's time baby is going to come out omg I am going to become father.

Siya: you stupid pagal idiot mere pati dev mujh hospital lekar chalo if you want my baby.

Abhi: Mayank let's go be quick..

Mayank: abhi mujhe darr lg rha h

Siya: aaahhhh aaabee pagalo mujh aur dard saha nhi jaata gadi nikalo isse pehel mei tum dono ko gaadi sei udda doh jahilo...

Mayank took Siya in bridal style in abhi car. Mayank was with siya and siya head was on in his laps. Abhishek was driving.

Siya: aahh mayank ufff aahhh.

Mayank: baby hold on we are going to reach hospital soon. Just be calm. Breath in breath out.

Siya : you donkey monkey sanki insaan yaha meri jaan nikle jaa rhi h aur tujhe calm rhen kei pdi h aaahhh abhishek tez chalo jldi.. Aahhh aur naa shaa jaata mujhse.

Mayank: baby baby you know tum abhi babut khubsoorat lg rhi ho aur yeah dress toh tumpe waah kya hei bolo..

Siya: aabbbeee pagal insaan tujhe aahhhhh...

Abhi: uski jaan nikle jaa rhi h aur mayank tujhe ussei flirt krne ka suj rhi h come on man.

Mayank: aare doctor nei bola tha kei pain kam ho uske liye distraction kei zaruart h. Chalo iss distraction kei wajah sei thoda jhot boldo toh kya hei jayega.

Siya: tujhe toh mei btaungi. Aahhhh khana nhi khane dena h manei tujhe ek baar baas aaahhhh mei thik ho jaun.

Mayank: baby Phele tum mujhe meri princess dei doh uske baad Hitler baan jaana.

Abhi: we are here come siya ko lekar aao.

Mayank picked her in bridal style till hospital.

Mayank: doctor doctor jldi aao.

Siya: aahhhhhh harami doctors jldi aa meri aahhhh jaan nikle jaa rhi h.

Mayank: baby calm down mujhe nhi pta tha tum kitni aachi tareke sei gaaliyan bhi deti ho.

Doc: inhe jldi laayei.

Mayank: aaree doctor taabse laa toh raha ho itna weight utha kaar almost 104 kg toh hoga hei ya ussei bhi zayada.

Siya: aahh tujhe mei aahh koi haathi dikhi thi hoo aahhhhh.....

Doc: mam plz calm down we have to do delivery quickly.

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