When they stepped down at Qinghe, Wen Ruohan couldn't help but like the fact that Xue Yang was scaring people away from Wei Wuxian. He'd be a cool guard cat like Guang-Jun.
[Has this kid murdered someone before...?]
Wen Ruohan shrugged it off, that's even better.
"Xian-gege, can we get candy?"
Wei Wuxian melted as he smiled at Xue Yang.
"En, anything for YangYang."
Wei Wuxian pulled Xue Yang along as they walked towards the candy selling merchant.
"One bag of the sweetest candy please!"
"Kid, it's going to cause you a fortune for that."
Wei Wuxian placed a bag of gold on the table.
"Twenty bags of the sweetest candy. Please."
Xue Yang just saw how filthy rich this mf is, the Vendor's beard almost fell off.
"Y-yes! Coming right up!"
He quickly packed Twenty of the sweetest candy and gave them the bag.
"Here you go YangYang!"
"O-Oh- Thank you Xian-gege."
Xue Yang looked inside the bag and sure enough, this was the candy supply he wanted in his lifetime.
Back to Wen Ruohan who's sucking- Eating a banana. Well technically the banquet would start in the afternoon at exactly One and it's currently Twelve so there's an hour of striding and wandering.
"Uncle- that's a banana-"
"Ain't never experienced dick so what the fuck am I supposed to do?"
"But you always use the incense burner-"
"We do not talk about that, Ran."
"Right. Yeah. Okay. Sure."
Wen Ran walked away and saw Wen Qing negotiating with a seller. They decided to just help Wen Qing than suffer the gay with Wen Ruohan.
"So Qing what's up-"
Wen Ran felt their pulse go low. Wen Qings' eyebrows were thick knitted at the vendor who wouldn't sell her herbs. Well shit- Who wouldn't be scared of a Nala getting angry? He decided to just cry back to Wen Ruohan who finished his banana blowjob.
"Uncle, is there any normal kid you got?"
"None, why?"
"Ever since you became Sect Leader, things went circles."
"You think?"
Wen Ruohan sat down on the carriages' stepping stool.
"When I go to jail, I'm changing my name to mitochondria."
"Why?"
"Cause mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell! Eyyy!"
"Can we please emphasis on the "if" because you did say when-"
"Huh? Did I? Well that's more likely then-"
"Uncle- You scare me."
"You aren't."
"Well I am not."
Wen Ran sat down next to Wen Ruohan.
"That kid, Xue Yang right? We could train him in the assasination division."
"It's about time Ying-ah had a right hand man."
Wen Ruohan laid his head on Wen Ran's shoulder.
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Fanfiction꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡Re-opened♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ What if... Wen Ruohan received news that his bestfriend Cangse Sanren had died and infront of him right now was her son. A thin and dying boy who was being carried by his eldest son. Deciding whether... No fuc...
