They all stood before the burning house of Wen Ruohan. Wen Ruohan sighed.
"So... Y'all want cookies?"
Wei Wuxian hugged his father.
"Well! Atleast New Year went well!"
"IT DID NOT!"
Before that tragedy happened, let's all see what happened before.
Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue, Wen Xu and Wen Qing were together in the kitchen.
Wen Qing: So you cut it like this.
The three idiots followed the Kweens example.
Lan Xichen: I never realized that cutting onions would be very sad.
Lan Xichen sniffled, Nie Mingjue was already crying.
Wen Xu: Tears are the sign of sadness. For I have no tears to shed, I am heartless.
Wen Qing stared at Wen Xu who was bawling his eyes out.
Wen Qing: Okay, this is just a simple salad! Focus. Lan Xichen, I know your grew up as Rapunzel but boy you gotta be Cinderella for now. Wen Xu, prevent from soaking the onion with your tears! Sect Leader Nie, Please... Your saber is not a knife!
With Jin Hana, Nie Huaisang, Wen Ran and Yin TuWan.
Nie Huaisang: Wow! These nails are long and sharp, I just wonder on how you'll wipe your doongie after you number two!
Yin TuWan: It's hard during this era. If only water sprayers exist.
Wen Ran: You know that Ying-er and A-Fan can make those... Right father?
Yin TuWan: ... I mean you're right about that-
Jin Hana: I would like to invite Wen Fan as a guest disciple to my family clan! We have a lot of ideas my brother, Shim HaNiu, is interested in making such blueprints.
Yin TuWan: Well I guess Han-ah would say yes to you.
Nie Huaisang: Yah, TuWan.
Yin TuWan glared at Nie Huaisang, who hid behind his fan with a smile.
Nie Huaisang: Happy New Year.
Yin TuWan: Yeah, sure.
With Wen Tan, Wen Ning, Wen Yilein and Wen EnRiou.
Wen YiLein: Thanks for helping us out with the decortication, TanTan.
Wen EnRiou: I told them they didn't have to but they did. Stubborn children, really.
Wen Tan: It's nothing. I don't want to be stuck third wheeling with Zhuilu and Chao.
Wen Ning: TanTan! Can you help me here please?
Wen Tan: Yes of course! Here, get on my shoulders.
Wen YiLein and Wen EnRiou looked at each other.
Wen EnRiou: His father may have never raised them but at least they grew up as a good child.
Wen YiLein: I am glad too.
Wen Ning: Thank you TanTan!
Wen Tan: Anything, NingNing.
With Wen Zhuilu, Wen Chao, Dy LiWe and Dy QiWe.
Wen Chao punched Wen Zhuilu.
Wen Chao: Oh what would I be without you?!
Wen Zhuilu: A virgin.
Dy LiWe and Dy QiWe were vibrating in their seats.
Wen Chao: Y-You pervert!
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Fanfiction꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡Re-opened♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ What if... Wen Ruohan received news that his bestfriend Cangse Sanren had died and infront of him right now was her son. A thin and dying boy who was being carried by his eldest son. Deciding whether... No fuc...
