What if W(h)en

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"Wow~ Who knew my son was a massive bitch." Lan Haozhi bitched as he was dragged on the ground.

Twigs and leaves were in his head, a few mud stains on his face as he was dragged through a puddle.

Lan Wangji had no mercy. He kept dragging his father despite the complaints and yapping.

Wei Wuxian had a sweat droplet on his cheek as he looked at the unfazed Lan.

"Lan Zhan, don't you think you should carry Haozhi-Shushu?"

"Mn." He hummed to say no. "Baba will take advantage and yell at my ear."

Nie Huaisang nervously chuckled. "Qingheng-Jun, I hope you're doing well down there."

"Does it look like I'm having the time of my life? Yipee! I'm being dragged back to Gusu without my consent."

Lan Wangji sighed as he stopped walking, looking back as he stared at his father.

"Father, will you go back to Gusu with me?"

"Get lost." Lan Haozhi shut his eyes, rolling them so far back he could see the entrance of his ass.

"That wasn't a yes nor a no, you're coming back."

Wei Wuxian softly laughed as he walked next to Lan Wangji, opening a conversation with him.

Nie Huaisang looked at Lan Haozhi. "I hope you know that we're doing this for good intentions."

"Fucking sure you are."

"It wasn't our plan to drag you out. We just wanted to take Lan Er-Gege back. But then Wangji-Xiong came, and here we are. I didn't expect A-Xian to even follow his plans and be this down bad."

"Of course he'd agree. Meat so far down his throat. He's choking on it."

Nie Huaisang coughed at the statement as he looked at Lan Haozhi with wide eyes.

"Quit staring at me, you tarsier looking headed ass." Lan Haozhi shut his eyes again.

Lan Haozhi was like a child who was being dragged to kindergarten beyond his will.

But, not gonna lie. He's hot when he's angry. Nie Huaisang was undoubtedly sweating underneath all those layers despite the cold atmosphere of Gusu.

I mean, he was hot. If Lan Wangji was hot, why the fuck can't Lan Haozhi be? If he was the guy who knocked Wen Ruohan and Shi Zuan up, then he should be hot, right?

In Nie Huaisang's eyes, God, if he was a dick, he'd be throbbing. That's how handsome he was.

Lan Haozhi opened one of his eyes, catching Nie Huaisang, who was breathing heavily as he stared at the elder.

He wasn't sure if he'd get scared that a Nie was checking him out or proud that a Nie was actually checking him out.

He smirked. "You're Nie Huaisang, right? Bingwen's son?"

'Is this going to be my main character era?'

Nie Huaisang nodded, gulping. "Yes. Why?"

"Pahahahaha! You don't act nor look like your father at all." He commented, getting in a more relaxed position.

Lan Wangji side-eyed his father. "I don't know if you got the memo. He's a twink."

"Wa- Wangji-Xiong!" Nie Huaisang blushed as he yelled at Lan Wangji, who simply ignored him.

Lan Haozhi erupted into laughter as he watched the face of Nie Huaisang overload in emotions.

"How old are you this year?" He asked the young Nie.