Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, and Nie Huaisang have been walking around for 3 hours now. They were walking in a straight line, but it felt like they were walking in circles.
Nie Huaisang shivered as he walked closer to the two. "Don't you think we're lost?"
"Lan Zhan, are you sure you know where your father's house is?"
Lan Wangji stopped in his tracks as he looked behind him slightly.
"I didn't say I knew..."
The wind blew as Wei Wuxian looked at the dark sky.
"Are we... Lost?"
The wind stopped blowing as they came to a halt, Nie Huaisang collapsing to the ground as he panted.
"I'm fucking dead tired already! And we're lost?! Walking was no problem, but this saber is killing my back!"
Lan Wangji raised his brow. "How heavy?"
"What? My saber?" Nie Huaisang raised his brow.
"Mn."
Nie Huaisang smirked. "Lift it up for yourself."
Lan Wangji came forward and placed his hand on the hilt. He sighed before tugging on it, but he was unable to even move it.
"Hm?" He questioned himself as he used both hands to pull it up.
Just like that one character with lightning, he was unable to even make the saber budge.
Nie Huaisang burst out laughing as he fell on his back.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!! La– Lan Er-Gongzi can't even lift my saber!"
Wei Wuxian looked surprised. "Oh! Is it that heavy?"
Lan Wangji refused to accept the humiliation, but it was indeed heavy.
"How does Nie Er-Gongzi... lift his saber?"
Nie Huaisang let out a sigh. "It's just the Nie gene pool. A-Die picks that saber up like a fucking toothpick."
Wei Wuxian chuckled. "I always knew that behind that facade of yours, you're able to lift a boulder up in ease."
"Eh~ Don't flaunt it. They'll want it."
"Eurt." Wei Wuxian nodded.
Lan Wangji was confused with their lingo.
Wei Wuxian stretched as he looked at the two, his eyes back to those red dragon pupils. "Should I?"
"No! You can't even control your size. The last time you transformed other than your lizard and snake size, you were the size of Qishan itself!" Nie Huaisang protested.
Lan Wangji stepped forward, observing We Wuxian's eyes. "Why are you eyes like that?"
"When I was young, Niang gave me a gift he found in one of our forbidden texts. It gave me the ability to turn into a massive dragon." He smiled, his index finger out like a nerd.
"Just now, were you planning to turn into it?" Lan Wangji asked.
Wei Wuxian's eyes blinked before turning into crescents. "Mhm. I think it'd be easier if I flew than walked."
"Mn. Are you still human or a dragon?" Lan Wangji further questioned.
"No, I'm a magical girl."
Nie Huaisang sighed as he stood up, dusting his robes. "It'd be a risk since you're massive, Xian. You haven't honed it yet, remember?"
"But it's already night! No one would be able to see me. What time is it even?"
Just when Wei Wuxian asked the time, on queue, Lan Wangji plummeted face first into the ground, now in a deep sleep.
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