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Five\\ "Ew i didn't need to see that"

a/n: trailer in media as well as Andrea; Chloe's sister. my sister's listening to the spongebob themesong remix pls send help

*Michael*

Michael was nervous. That was it.

So he decided to call Chloe.

"Chloe, I need your expertise. I don't know what to wear on this date."

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Chloe had brought her sister, Andrea, over to help him pick clothing to wear that would impress Calum.

"Isn't Calum the captain of your soccer team, Chlo?" Andrea asks as she rifles through Michael's closet. "Ew I didn't need to see that," she mumbles, blocking her eyes.

Michael was confused, but then realised she was talking about his boxers. Michael blushes as Andrea slaps him upside the head.

Michael and Andrea were quite close, seen as she was part of his 'squad'. She was always in a good mood and had an amazing sense of humour.

"Yeah, he is," Chloe says absent-mindedly, throwing the pair of Michael's boxers at her sister's face.

"Ew! Michael, please tell me these are clean!" Andrea shrieks.

"Well..." Michael trails off, seeing the girl's face drop. "I'm joking, Andy, they are, in fact, clean." The girl sighs, relieved.

The two sisters continue going through Michael's clothes, until they agree on an outfit.

Oh, how Michael hoped this date would go well.

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*Calum*

Calum's palms were sweating as he stood at Michael's door. He was beyong nervous for their date, plus, it was really hot in Australia that day; it was likely he would be sweating.

Calum raises his hand and knocks on the door twice. It wasn't Michael who opens the door, but Chloe.

"Okay, Michael, it's Calum you can go," she calls upstairs, before leaning forward and whispering in Calum's ear, "if you hurt him in any way, I will make sure you never play soccer again. Even if I have to break your legs."

Calum gulps and nods vigorously.

Michael comes down the stairs and smiles at Calum.

"Y-you ready?" Calum asks, nerves jumping into his throat.

"Yeah, let's go."

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a/n: i'm not writing a date scene bc i've never been on a date before, and i'm like: wtf do you even do on a date? just give me food and unlimited wifi and i'll love you forever.

IF YOU HATE THAT ACACIA BRINLEY IS ANDREA THEN FUCK YOU!!

m'kay, if things go as planned, there MAY be smut next chapter.
but, y'know, i'm innocent so i'll procrastinate.

Can I rant about one thing: THE INSURGENT MOVIE WAS NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK!!
And, I mean, I'd ship Four and Tris but, I kinda ship Shailene Woodley with myself so...

Okay, bye!
I hope you enjoy your Easter if it's Easter for you today (mine was yesterday hehe)