Oh Kitten||malum au||Mpreg✔

Two\\ "Bro ya love me"

**a/n Calum's best friend Jordan in media.

*Calum*

Calum stared at Michael's retreating form.

"Sorry 'bout Michael, Cal," Chloe says, bringing her hand up to her mouth.

"It's alright, I have the same problems with Jordan," he says, smiling at the thought of his best friend.

Chloe smiles, before disapearing into the girl's change room. Calum shrug, and proceeds to the male change rooms to.. y'now, change.

***

As Calum exits the change rooms, he spots Ashton, his second in command.

"Hey mate!" Calum yells, scaring the hell out of Ashton.

Ashton jumps before turning around and flipping Calum off.

"Bro, ya love me," Calum says, tackling Ashton into a hug.

"Ew get off; you're wet!" is all Ashton responds with. Calum rolls his eyes.

"It's water; I had a shower this time."

"Yeah, this time," Ashton snorts, laughing.

"What's so funny guys?" Jordan asks, running down the field and tackling--literally-- Calum in a hug.

Calum groans, as Jordan gets off him, giggling like a twelvie.

"Calum said he took a shower!" Ashton yells, doubling over in laughter, Jordan soon joining him.

Calum mutters profanties as he sits up, wiping the mud from his now-dirty face.

"Don't swear Calum," Ashton simply says. Calum and Jordan roll their eyes, waving thir hands wildly.

***

*Michael*

Michael pulls his legs into a cross-legged position on his bed, making room for Chloe.

"Chloe, I... I think I like someone," he says suddenly, catching Chloe's--most likely--divide attention.

"Who is it?" she asks, giving him all her attention.

"Uh, um... Hehe, uh, yeah, I, um, think you... Uh, kind of, um, know him?" Michael stutters, averting his eyes.

"Is it Luke?" Chloe suddenly shouts.

"No... Ew," Michael responds.

"Then who?"

"Calum."

Chloe was silent, before screaming in triumph.

**a/n am I the only person who thinks Data from The Goonies is adorable?? He's so cute and his voice is just ugh ((but he's 43 now ugh)).