Oh Kitten||malum au||Mpreg✔

Eighteen \\ "im not going to grow up"

*Calum*

"Jordan, what the hell are you doing?" Calum asks his best friend. She looks up from her phone and pokes her tongue out at him.

"Texting Chloe," she responds.

"I swear to god, you guys are my otp. Please date her." Calum begs, pouting. Jordan smirks and sends another text message.

"I am dating her you idiot," she replies.

"Since when?" Calum yells.

"Since yesterday."

Calum pouts, "I hate you so much."

"Only because you weren't informed," Jordan responds, waving her hand absentmindedly, going back to texting her girlfriend.

"Yeah, okay."

"Chloe's coming over, invite Michael so they can sort things out," Jordan says suddenly, turning her phone off for once.

"Okay."

To; Kitten <3

Come over

From; Kitten <3

What do I get out of it

To; Kitten <3

Food

Calum didn't get a reply. Michael had read it, and he took that as a good sign.

"I think he's coming," Calum states. Jordan smiles as someone knocks on the door.

"Old-school knocking. I like it," she says, making Calum laugh. He gets up and opens the door. It was Michael.

"Wow, that was fast."

"You offered food and I came," Michael responds.

Jordan giggles like a schoolgirl and shoves her face in a pillow.

"Grow up Jordan," Calum groans.

"I'm not going to grow up. It's a vastly over-rated concept, if you ask me," she replies.

"Whatever," Calum says, closing the door. Michael runs to the kitchen, yelling, "bye!"

Jordan bursts into laughter.

"He'd rather food over you oh my god!"

Calum pouts as someone else knocks. He opens it and Chloe walks in.

Michael comes out of the kitchen, and upon seeing Chloe, cries.

[a/n] Michael is so emotional omfg

So HI! How are you?
(I'm good people can stop calling me a twelvie yay)

Okay. What Jordan said was from "Phyllis Wong And The Waking Of The Wizard" I had to read it and review it for my teacher and that's the only funny line.

Okay bye :-)