Oh Kitten||malum au||Mpreg✔

Twenty-three \\ "why say shit like that"

*Calum*

"Michael, why haven't I seen you at school lately?" Calum asked his boyfriend through the phone. He was multi-tasking: talking on his phone whilst making a sandwich.

"I don't want to go to school, everyone will notice and make fun of me," was Michael's answer.

"So you're gonna stop going to school?" Calum asked, being finished with the sandwich.

"No, I'm gonna do school online. Did you know you can do that? I don't care if my mum says no, that's what I'm doing."

"Aw baby," Calum says, taking a bite of his food.

"Don't call me baby, that's what the thing in my stomach is," Michael said, although he didn't sound angry. [a/n: I'm aware that a baby isn't a "thing" or an "it"]

Calum laughs a little.

"Y'know, babies aren't "things"," he says. Michael scoffs. Calum could swear he rolled his eyes.

"Whatever bro, you don't have to carry the baby."

"Did you just call me bro?" Calum asked, disbelieving.

"I'm sorry, daddy," Michael responded. Calum rolled his eyes.

"Whatever."

"Bye daddy!" Before Calum could say anything, Michael hung up on him.

"Rude," he mumbled, taking his phone away from his ear and placing it on the counter.

From; Kitten <3

'M sorry Cal

Calum shrugs, picking up his phone again.

To; Kitten <3

You should be sorry

Calum got a reply almost instantly.

From; Kitten <3

Ooh, am I gonna get punished??

To; Kitten <3

Maybe ;)

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*Michael*

"The fuck?" Michael yelled, tilting his head to the side.

"Shut up."

"Sorry mum!"

Michael then proceeded to reply to Calum.

To; Daddy

Why say shit like that??

From; Daddy

Why ask shit like that?

To; Daddy

touché douche

I'm so bored.

From; Daddy

Well maybe you shouldn't have hung up on me

To; Daddy

Nah, I'm good. Im gonna go sleep bye

And so Michael did just that.

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When Michael woke up from his nap, his phone was bombarded with messages. It was only five in the afternoon.

From; Lucifer 😺

DUDE ASHTON'S PAYING ATTENTION TO ME

From; Chloeee 😏

Do something with me today

From; Daddy

You're so rude to me

From; Chloeee 😏

WAKE UP ASSHOLE

I WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND JUMP ON YOU AND CRUSH YOU

I AM NOT JOKING

Michael giggled--this is why he loved Chloe.

He quickly replied to the messages.

To; Lucifer 😺

Gr8 m8

To; Chloeee 😏

I just slept in 'till 5, what's there to do??

To; Daddy

It's a talent and a life choice

He got a reply from Luke after he sent the last message.

From; Lucifer 😺

Do not start twelvie texting me. I will delete your number.

To; Lucifer 😺

Whale then, my number is no longer going to be in yo phone

Luke didn't reply. [a/n: I wrote Puke omg]

"Ha, ha, ha!" Michael chuckled. Chloe then replied to him.

From; Chloeee 😏

Come get pizza with me

To; Chloeee 😏

Sounds great mate

Be @ my house in 10 minutes or I'll eat you instead

Michael then launched out of bed--because, yes! Free pizza!

[a/n] what in the actual....

Dead by Asking Alexandria is an amazing song.

Same with Million Dollar Houses by Pierce The Veil

I rlly like BADLANDS. Gasoline and Colo(u)rs and Strange Love and Roman Holiday are my favourite

A couple more chapters left :-)

This book is almost at an end :-( cry with me

But I'm actually trying to finish it, because I want everyone to know why Ashton is going to be the hated character

I may update again today, I want to get past the hard bits to write.

Oh, and Michael's finally getting more pregnant, wHOOPS

I have the sequel kind of ready, is that sad? I've got the description and everything, even a cover.

You hate Ashton, and get kind of upset at Michael and Calum.

It's Calum and Ashton's fault. But mainly Ashton's. Also mainly Calum's

Wow why do my books always end sad?

It's like a talent I have

Wow my a/ns are long

Bye kings and queens!,
-Peasant