Oh Kitten||malum au||Mpreg✔

character answers

[yOU LOOK SO HOT TODAY RHONDA. LIKE A SUNRISE]

lmao here are the answers to your questions (ignore the above lol)

Calum:

__5sos_tho__: What's it like dating the most amazing person on earth?

C: i don't know, you should ask Michael ;-)

@meli5sos_: how's it like to be a father? Or going to be a father?

C: shit, I haven't really thought about this so much. I haven't been all that worried, but now that you mention it...

@Harry_the_suncup: What do you want to baby to be?

C: I don't know. I'd kinda like it to be a boy so we can like bond because we're male. But, then again, I'd like it to be a girl so then I have another lil cutie like Michael. I want to name the baby a gender fluid name, like Jordan. I'm not going to name my child Jordan, though *shudder*

Joshlermalum: how does it feel knowing Maury has announced yOU 'the father'?

C: what

usedcondoms: sex helps the baby ;-)

C: Thanks, I'll keep that in mind ;-)

Michael:

__5sos_tho__: What's it like being pregnant, because I have no idea

M: I imagine it's like being on your period *cringe*

@meli5sos_: Do you love your daddy?

M: Yes I--wait, how do you know about this?

@Harry_the_suncup: If you need a babysitter I'm available I've taken care of little kids since I was 7 and I'm 15 now! So I'm pretty experienced

M: yay! Wait, why are you being so nice? How do I know you won't drug my baby?

Jesus_in_a_skirt: why do you act like you're on your period?

M: bitch don't even go there I will hit you with a shovel

Joshlermalum: how far along in you pregnancy are you ?

M: uh..2-3 months

usedcondoms: what's it like being one out of ten men that can get pregnant?

M: I feel special..I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

Chloe: (beware, she's very emotional)

meli5sos_: will you go out on a date with me?

C: um..uh..I'm not gonna--I'm not gonna be here long enough, plus I've got me a Jordan