L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

An Eventful Day at the Pool

"This place?" Dabi wrinkled his nose at the pool before them. It was at the back of some random abandoned holiday hotel that went to shit after it got in the news that these school kids squirted cum all over the food storage or some other weird ass reason.

"Wow, this is the best beach I've ever been to!" Toga said, smiling widely.

"This isn't a beach, you idiot. That's just a painting on a big wall." Spinner rolled his eyes. "And can someone help me find the sunbeds?"

It wasn't long before each member of the League got to work. They scouted round and soon Jin found a big shed with a heavy lock on the door.

"Hey Shigs! Think ya can open this for me? I don't need your help!"

Shigaraki came over and disintegrated the lock, then opened the door with Jin to find a whole load of chairs and inflatables and sunbeds and even a tall chair with a mini ladder for the lifeguard.

"Oo, I'm gettin' dibs on that shit," Shigaraki said, already dreaming about finally being taller than all of the League members. The only person she was taller than was Toga, but she didn't really care about being the smallest.

Anyway, soon, everyone was settled.

Compress was laid back on his sunbed in his black shorts, his mask still on so it was kind of eerie with him just staring up into the sky.

Toga was sitting at the edge of the pool, swinging her legs in the cool water.
Yes, she had a bikini on (with a lil skirt) and looked FABULOUS.

Jin was trying to swim around without his other personality forcing him to just drown.

Spinner also laid back on a sunbed, reading a book about Stain quite contentedly, while good old Shiggy sat proudly in his oversized baby chair.

Finally, Dabi dolloped a tad of suncream on his nose and forehead, then the unscarred parts of his chest and stomach.

A second didn't go by that he wasn't being watched by the beady eyes of Hawks, watching the creaminess of the cream slide over his smooth, pale skin-

"The fuck you want? I know I'm a sexy hunk of burnt bacon but that doesn't mean you gotta stare like the kids in the restaurants."

Hawks blinked.

"What? Kids in restaurants?"

"Yeah, you know the ones. You turn around and there's just this little kid staring into your soul from behind their chair. Or maybe they just sense my dominating aura and are afraid."

Hawks rolled his eyes. "Mhm, that's totally it. Anyway, stop being a wimp and get in the water with me," he said, splashing Dabi a bit.

"No, the chlorine gets inbetween my staples and stings," the man replied, kicking his feet up and placing his arms behind his head as he laid down.

"Dabs, this water doesn't have chlorine in."

Dabi looked up. "It doesn't?"

"No."

"Well then." Dabi glanced around. Nobody was paying attention to him.

"CANNONBALL!"

Hawks shrieked as he got a face full of burnt ass.

"You two! That's illegal!" A raspy voice called out.

Dabi surfaced the water and gave Shigaraki a look. "Don't get so high and mighty just because you've got a special chair," he said scornfully.

"I'm just high, not mighty."

"What? I thought Kurogiri banned you from cannabis."

"Shut up, he doesn't know about my stash. And don't you tell him!"