Hawks is online
Hawks: hey
Hawks: hellooooooo
Hawks: anyone here??
Dabi is online
Dabi: Go away
Hawks: oh, hey
Hawks: did you know...
Dabi: I don't want to know
Hawks: there is a chance you have bought milk from the same cow twice
Dabi: I don't see why the hell I needed to know that now fuck off
Hawks: why. what are you doing
Dabi: I'm about to nut
Hawks: seriously? me too
Dabi: Then why the fuck are you texting me about cows
Hawks: dunno, the cum made me think about it
Dabi: You're already done?
Hawks: going for my second round now
Dabi: Lmao
Shigaraki is online
Shigaraki: Can you not talk about this on the group chat?
Dabi: Shut it crusty I'll do whatever the fuck I want
Shigaraki: My name is not Crusty.
Dabi changed Shigaraki's name to 'Crusty'
Dabi: It is now
Crusty: Why are you such a spoilt brat?
Dabi: Why are you such a whiny manchild?
Crusty changed Dabi's name to 'Emo boi'
Hawks: oop
Crusty: 🖕
Emo boi: 🖕🖕🖕
Crusty: Your parents didn't want you and that's why you're here.
Emo boi: I came here by choice, bastard
Crusty: More like you had no choice.
Emo boi: Fuck off
Crusty: no u
Emo boi: no u
Hawks: yo can we talk about something else?
Emo boi: Yea how I want to fuck you so bad you won't be able to walk for the next month
Emo boi: Hear you scream my name
Crusty: Fucking stop.
Emo boi: Watch you squirm under me as a complete hot mess
Hawks: ...
Hawks: where are you now
Emo boi: Base. Ya thinking of coming over?
Crusty: NO.
Hawks: im on my way
Crusty: STOP.
Hawks: see you in five
Emo boi: K
Crusty: Hawks you cunt don't you dare come over.
Crusty: HAWKS.
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this was kind of a random filler but tell me if you want more group chat things and gimme ideas of things to happen coz i want to do more lmao
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