L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

Relationship Talk

"So, what actually is the deal between you two?"

Dabi and Hawks looked at each other.

"What do you mean?" the hero asked.

Shigaraki frowned. How could that idiot of a man say that, when his relationship with that burnt piece of bacon was so obvious, if they even had a relationship at all.

Either way, they were so open about it, and just didn't seem to care where they did their...stuff, whether it be fucking on the couch, making out on the bar counter, or even just grinding each other against the wall.

It was annoying, not to mention disgusting, and it was getting out of control. Nobody wanted to see all that everyday.

(except yall reading dis shit😏)

"You," he said, pointing at Dabi. "You need to stop seducing the bird. How is he supposed to live if you're wanting sex all the time? There's more to life than that."

Dabi raised his eyebrows in surprise, since he wasn't expecting his boss, who had never confronted him about Keigo before, to say that.

Anyhow, he grew angry, and glared that Shigaraki should think he was nothing more than some horny man. Which was sort of true, but that only made him more mad knowing Shigaraki was actually kind of right.

"Hey, I-"

"And you," Shigarkai went on, pointing at Hawks now. "You need to be quieter. I can't sleep with you moaning continuously in the next room. My ears will never recover."

Hawks flushed, rubbing his neck awkwardly, and his wings fluttered involuntarily.

"Well it's not like I can help it..." he said, unable to make eye contact.

"Why've you got a problem, anyway? We're villans, Shigs! You shouldn't care if I want to fuck around with a hero," Dabi said, getting up.

Shigaraki also stood. "But this is all the time."

"And?"

"And..." Shigaraki trailed off, searching for words. "Just- can't you do it somewhere else? You're right, we are villans, but this here is our base, where we organise schemes, plans, missions, and ways to bring down the hero society, not play top and bottom with heroes," he spat.

"Is that a threat?" Hawks asked, who had also gotten up by now.

Though the hero was short, he was still slightly taller than Shigaraki, making him feel helpless.

Ah fuck.

"Maybe, maybe you should just get a lover yourself, then you'll see how enjoyable it is," Dabi suggested. He saw Shigaraki as a lonely man who needed either a minecraft partner or someone to fuck him, or someone he could fuck.

Shigaraki snorted at the idea.
No way was he going to be in a couple.

Never.

Ever!

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by the way i dont know if Hawks actually is taller since he is pretty short but yea.

and anyway, thats all your getting for now bitches, im going to be away again for another month