L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

Toga's Movie

"So, what are we watching tonight?" Hawks asked brightly. Dabi shrugged.

"Dunno, some murder film or some shit. Toga chose it."

Hawks glanced at Toga who looked like she was about to burst from excitement. She hopped onto the sofa - a huge smile on her face - and flicked through the films on Netflix.

"That's...disconcerting."

"Yup, I still remember that one time I heard her scream in her room so I popped my head round the door, but it was just her fucking herself to a gory horror movie. Haven't been in there since."

Hawks shuddered.

I have a feeling this isn't going to go well.

Compress, Spinner, Shigaraki, and Twice joined the three already on the sofa, making it a bit squashed, but it was snug, especially with Hawks's wings wrapped about Dabi for extra comfort.

The movie started, and all was well, until people started getting stabbed.

Everyone turned their heads to look at Toga.
She was bright pink in the face, completely flushed, and was hugging her knees tightly. A rather creepy smile was stretched on her face from ear to ear, and she kept chuckling to herself occasionally, like she had been reminded of a funny memory or something.

Hawks swallowed.

First time he'd come to the League, Toga had totally pounced on him, saying he was "such a pretty bird," and after that got out her knife.

He probably would have been chicken if Dabi hadn't walked in at that moment, threatening to set her ablaze.

Not gonna lie, Hawks felt bad when she pouted and ran off, but now?
Now he was just afraid.

As the movie progressed, everyone was comfy and watching the screen like normal people, or rather, how normal villans would, but Toga wouldn't stop giggling and laughing at absolutely nothing.

"Toga!"

"Toga, shut up!"

"Can you shut your fucking mouth?!"

"Oh, no! I can't! I want to taste the blood so bad! I want feel it on my tongue and let it slide down my throat, so warm-"

"Alright, I think that's enough," Compress said, a hand over the mouth on his mask.

"Hey, I'm the horny one in this group, don't try taking my place," Dabi told her. Toga scoffed.

"I'm not horny like you, you grumpy old pig, it's just-" she clasped her hands together tightly, another giggle escaping her lips. "This movie is so invigorating."

(originally i was gonna put stimulating but then thought wtf no not toga. also dunno why but i just thought of yumeko from kakegurui then)

Dabi stared at her, his eyes narrowing.

"Fancy little Toga using a fancy word like that," Shigaraki commented, quite abruptly. And no, saying fancy twice wasn't a mistake.

Talking of Twice, since the man had taken off his mask to see the screen better, it was noticeable that he had red dusting his own cheeks.

"Jin, don't tell me you're horny from Toga. I bet you've been watching her more than the movie."

Twice stayed silent.

"And I'll take that as a yes," Dabi said. "Honestly, this family."

Hawks puffed out his cheeks. "And you? You're not exactly innocent either, bacon bitch."

"Want to prove that?"

Hawks smirked. "Sure."