L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

Weird Flight

thought of this based on where im at in real life. the airport is a fun place to write about.

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< Women --- Men >

Shigaraki, Twice, Dabi and Hawks all stepped to the right, while Toga made off to the left queue.

Hawks glanced at her anxiously, then looked at Dabi in front of him. The man had his hands in his pockets, humming to himself.

Hawks tapped his shoulder as they neared the body scanning machine.
"Dabi, I swear to fuck if you've got any kind of shit on you-"

Dabi looked back at him nonchalantly. "Relax, they won't find anything."

"So you did bring something?"

"Other than my amazing personality and a suitcase full of toys- I mean...normal suitcase things? No."

"Dabs..." Hawks facepalmed. "I am gonna be shamed for life knowing that the Number Two Hero's 'friend' brought sex toys with them on holiday. Get a souvenir instead."

"A sex souvenir?"

"A normal souvenir."

The four men reached the males' body scan thing, and Dabi stepped through. Almost immediately a sudden wailing alarm sounded, and Dabi stared at Hawks with wide eyes.
"Fuck, I've been caught."

Hawks looked ready to blow up until Dabi suddenly laughed at his panic stricken face, and unbuckled his metallic belt after a guard gestured to it. He tossed it on the conveyor belt and stepped through the machine easily.

Hawks watched, jealousy in his eyes, as another guard gave Dabi a pat down, furrowing his eyebrows as they rubbed their hands way to close to his balls.

Next it was Hawks's turn and he went through the machine without fault, but even still, everyone was given pat downs. It was the reason men and women were separated. (nb's be like: ayo ._.)

Hawks blushed and bit his lip when one of the security police patted his back - the sensetive area inbetween his wings - while Dabi just watched him in amusement.

"It's okay," the villan said when Hawks was done. "When we get to the hotel I'll give you a real pat down."

Hawks shuddered. With delight. 😏

After that they all (back with Toga now) showed their passports. Dabi already had a mask on - grateful for all the Covid-19 rules - and lowered his sunglasses just so that they could see his turquoise eyes, and they actually let him through. And don't ask what the photo on his passport was, because even I can't explain that.

Before long they were all on the plane and Toga was squealing excitedly when they took off. Dabi was desperately searching for the paper bag to throw up in while Hawks was going on about how great the sky is. Toga's seat was by the window with Hawks and Dabi beside her - Dabi in the middle and Hawks by the aisle. Across the aisle was Shigaraki with Twice next to him, and the two were talking quietly to each other about something.

After the seatbelt sign went off, Dabi said he was going to the toilet and went, so Hawks sat in his place and asked Toga for one of the lollipops she had brought to help with pressure change, because her ears were popping with the gain in altitude. Though of course Hawks didn't want one for that reason, he was much too used to the feeling, and simply used it as an excuse to have a lollipop, coz WHO DOESN'T LIKE SOUR LOLLIPOPS?! SHOW YOUR FACE.

Anyway, after about twenty minutes, Hawks had finished his lollipop but Dabi still hadn't come back. It was suspicious. Nobody takes that long in the bathroom unless you're Twice, taking a shit. And when he's constipated, it's even worse.