L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

The Doors

"Master, where am I?" Shigaraki asked. It seemed to be a vast area that looked a lot like space, but he stood on what looked like a glass walkway. Each side of the walkway was lined with doors that had no room behind, so they looked rather odd and out of place, but Shigaraki guessed if they were opened there would be something behind them.

"This is the Land of Doors," an ominous voice spoke. "Drab name I know, but each of these doors holds one of the special secrets of the universe."

Shigaraki's eyes widened. "Really? Why have you brought me to such a place?"

"Well, after managing to escape from the Liberation Front War thang, I decided you were finally ready, Tenko."

Shigaraki frowned a bit after that name, but decided to ignore it. "Ready for what?"

"To know."

Shigaraki nodded, and when Master didn't say anything else, he headed for the first door.

Placing four fingers on the knob, Shigaraki opened the door to a rather simple, homey-looking kitchen, and at the table he saw All Might in his skinny form kissing a short, plump woman with green hair.

"Oh shit-"

For a split second, the blonde man turned his way and they made eye contact, the retired hero raising his eyebrows in shock.

Shigs slammed that door shut like the knob was covered in acid.

"Hold on...wrong place. Try the next one," the voice said, now sounding awkward.

From the air itself, a new door materialised in place of the previous one and once again Shigaraki placed four fingers on the knob, opening it to be met with a bright shining light.

"Master, what is this place?"

"You'll see," came the reply.

It was a vast field littered with flowers of all colours in assorted rows. It stretched as far as the eye could see. There were a few trees here and there, but straight ahead, was the biggest one, and Shigaraki was able to make out one or two people hanging round there.

Hm.

It looked interesting, so Shiggy hesitantly put down a foot to see if it was safe. When he deemed the ground firm, he stepped properly through the door and plodded on through the heat of the sun, heading for the biggest tree.

It took quite a while, and he was sweating by the time he got there.
When he did, he saw a large figure leaning against the trunk, and as he advanced closer, he saw it was unmistakablely Magne.

"Big Sis? What on earth are you doing here?"

She looked up, seeming just as surprised to see Shigaraki there, but answered his question.

"Well...I kinda died," she said, giving Shigaraki a look because she was pretty sure he already knew that.

"Does that mean...does that mean Jin's here too?"

(about Jin, let's just say that bastard endeavour killed him, and that Hawks was never a part of the war😀)

"Of course! Follow me."

So Shigaraki followed her around the huge tree which took about 20 seconds to do so, and there, in the mass of flowers,

was no one.

It was just flowers.

Shigaraki stared at them.
"...Where's Jin."

Magne rolled her eyes, though Shigaraki couldn't see because of the sunglasses she wore.
Shigs began to wish he had some too now, for the heat was blazing on his skin and making it itch more.

"Ayo, Jin! Wake up!"

From the lump of flowers a masked head poked out, and the eyes widened. Then a hand poked out to take the mask off and Jin's face could be seen properly, a smile taking place.

"Hey, Shigs! What are you doing here? You better have died."

"I didn't die. Master showed me this place."

"Oh, well-"

"Is this heaven?"

"Yes! No."

"Well wherever it is, it's too good. I don't belong here."

"That's alright my friend. It's only temporary."

The man got up fully and stepped out of the flowers, while Shigaraki wondered why he was have even been sleeping inside the flowers and not on them, but anyway, he walked over to a big, flat stump, Magne and Shigaraki following after him.

"Hey, why don't we see what Dabi and Hawks are doing?" Jin suggested out of the blue.

"I'd rather not. They're probably-"
It was too late.

A sort of mist appeared in the calm breeze and it was much like a portal, except the mist was white and not purple.
Knowing what was to come, Magne turned away, pretending to be interested in a nice rock somewhere.

But Shigaraki had his eyes glued to the portal, and inside, where two people.
Fucking each other.

"See? I don't need the hub. I've got a live show, right here," Jin told Shigaraki, who looked grim. His stomach churned. (NO JIN NO)

"Please...turn it off," the crusty man said, feeling sick.

And so, after a nice, peaceful conversation with Jin and Big Sis Mag, Shigaraki returned to the door portal and stepped through, feeling a wave of cold air come over him.

"Did you have a good time?" the voice asked, with him again.

"Well, yes. I actually think I did."

"Good, 'cause it's hella expensive to work this shit up, you know."

Shigaraki stopped. "What?"

"Erm- nothing," the voice said, a bit too quickly.

Shigaraki hmmed, but thought nothing of it.
After all, Master should always be trusted, right?