L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

The Other Thing i don't even know anymore

being honest, this one isnt worth reading, but here it is anyway

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"Dabs, I dont have the time," Hawks said, closing his eyes as Dabi bit at his neck. He whimpered, making the villan chuckle.
"Well then I guess you'll have to make time, 'cause I don't wait for no one."

*fucked*

Now its morning time bitches.

Knock knock
Hawks opened his eyes.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"Shit!"
He struggled to get out from underneath Dabi who was still fast asleep, but eventually made his way to the front door of his apartment, swinging it open with more force than intended.
There he stood, face to face with Mirko, still looking absolutely wrecked from last night.
"Who is it?" The bunny hero immediately asked.
"Uh...can't say."
"Is she too attractive you're afraid I'll take her for myself?"
"It's a dude." Hawks told her.
"No, really?!"
"No."
"It's not?"
"Sarcasm."
"Ah, right. So..."
Mirko looked Hawks up and down.
Bite marks covered his upper thighs and neck, his hair was a straggly mess and overall he just looked so damn drained.
"Man, whoever it was, he did you good."
"Yeah he um...yeah...ya. Yeah. He did," Keigo said, super awkwardly. I don't know, everything was just really awkward. For him. Coz...yeah.
Rumi noticed the bird dude fiddling with the hem of his shirt, and raised an eyebrow.
"You don't have pants on?"
"No-"
"Boxers?"
"Erm...one sec."
He shut the door, opening it a moment later, fully dressed.
Mirko stared at him.
"How did-"
"Would ya like to come in?"

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They both went into Hawks bedroom where Dabi was snoring away, shirtless and sprawled out over the covers.
"Get the fuck out of my bed!"
Dabi woke up with a jolt, looking around in a startled manner.
"Who- what- the fuck?"
"I said get out. You're making me look like a slag."
"No surprise there then."
He winced as a book was thrown at his face, and it wasn't even a light one.
He looked at Hawks only to have his shirt thrown in his face, and when he finally grabbed it and put it on, the bird was still staring at him.
Well, glaring.
"Out," Keigo ordered.
"Alright! I'm going, I'm going." Dabi grabbed his cloak and leapt out of the window.
"So like...you just gon let him die like that?"
"Oh, no. He has a mom who teleports him places."
"Right."
"It's true."
"Mhm."
"Why don't you believe me??"
Rumi smiled. "Cause it sounds so stupid."

And the end i guess.

Yeah.

🥲

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well that was an actual shitpost