L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

He Was Found Out

i know angst wasn't in the description but fuck that. i just felt like it, so here you go

i  think its good, anyway
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"Oh my gosh. That complete fucking idiot," Shigaraki said as he watched the TV.

On the screen was a video of a burning van crashed into a road working site. The back was wide open, and the front was completely battered.
Thick plumes of smoke floated high into the air, and the area was lit with orange flames mixed with blue.
A young reporter was speaking earnestly into a microphone, talking about the events of the scene.

"...suspect this is the work of the League of Villans, judging from the few blue flames here and there, supposedly caused by Dabi. People also say they saw none other than the Number Two Hero - Hawks - flying away from this area, and other pro heroes are trying to get in contact with him to find out if there could have been some sort of connection between the two, or if the winged hero knows anything about-"

"He had one job. One job with that hero, and this is how it ends up. I swear to fuck he's as reckless as that green haired kid from U.A. with his bones."

Compress, who was nearby and also watching the news, shook his head slowly, with pity.

"This isn't going to end well for our little bird friend."

-One Hour Earlier-

"I can't believe I'm doing this," Hawks grumbled.

As Dabi changed gear, he chuckled to himself. "Chill out, we won't get caught."

"Easy for you to say - you do this all the time. But me? I wasn't supposed to get involved in your little jobs. We're gonna be discovered, I know it."

Dabi looked at the phone in the passenger seat. The name simply read: 'Kei'.

His eyes glazed over.

"That won't happen. Trust me." After swallowing, he smiled to himself. "But I guess only a chicken like you would get flustered over nothing."

"This isn't nothing. There's a fucking corpse in here. And I never even wanted to do this in the first place. Being serious here."

Dabi rolled his eyes, glancing at the side mirror as he turned left into a dark street. It was pretty dark outside, but he still kept the van lights off to cause less attention, though there was always the chance it could be more suspicious that a black van be driving down old streets in the dead of night, no lights on.

He silently flicked the switch.
The road before him immediately lit up in a dim yellow glow.

It was lucky, for a speed bump appeared just then, and he drove over it, forgetting to warn Hawks.

The man was in the back of the van, making sure the body didn't go all over the place and become disordered since they didn't have anything to strap down the container. The poor bird was already paranoid, but that speed bump almost gave him a heart attack.

Hearing Keigo yelp as the back wheels went over the bump, Dabi coughed as he desperately tried to cover his laugh, but ended up snorting and then choking on his saliva. He spluttered, struggling to keep the van steady on the road and not accidently drive into a lamppost.

"You better not be laughing out there," Hawks said, in a rather annoyed voice.

Dabi pressed his lips together, regaining his composure. "What do you mean? I never laughed. Something just got stuck in my throat, that's all."