"Slower," Dabi groaned. Keigo didn't listen, thrusting in as he pleased.
"You know, this doesn't prove your previous statement of being a top to be true."
"Shut up."
"No, brat."
"Oh, I'm the brat?"
"Yeah-"
Dabi shook his head, gritting his teeth. "Could you please wake up. I'm the top in this relationship.
"Not anymore."
"Keigo, wake up."
"What do you mean? I am awake, idiot."
"Yeah, but I would really appreciate it if you would stop humping on my leg."
Keigo opened his eyes.
"What?"
He couldn't see behind the man's mask, but he guessed Compress was probably frowning at him.
What a surprise - he turned bright red.
"Oh," he said.
"You idiot, Kei. You should have been humping my leg," said a familiar deep voice.
And that familiar deep voice shrieked when he got slapped by a green reptilian.
"Man, shut up. No one needs your constant flirting," Spinner told him, irritated.
"That wasn't flirting. That was just my horny desires blooming-"
"Dabi, I really thought we'd have a peaceful trip, but I guess we'll all just have to suffer if you can't keep your mouth shut," Kurogiri said with a sigh.
"What? I'm just naturally chatty."
Everyone stared at him.
"What happened to the sad emo bitch I knew?" Shigarkai asked. "I liked him better."
"Shut up! I'm not SAD. And what's so bad about talking? It's only like-" he checked his phone. "It's not even 4am!"
"Can you at least be quieter? You are going to wake Toga and Jin," Kurogiri scolded, making Dabi roll his eyes.
"Whatever. This truck stinks like shit, sweat, petrol, and gas. Bet that was you Spinner. You're always just letting it out as you please. Someone really gotta put you in your place- OW!"
Another slap.
"Oh, hold on to your seats. Here comes a speed bump," Kurogiri told the people that were awake.
The villans, being villainous people, didn't use the seatbelts ever, so they just had to hold onto something else instead.
So everyone did, except one.
Dabi went wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
and bonked his head on the ceiling.
He soon passed out, snoring peacefully.
"No one say anything," Shigaraki hissed. "If you do I'll kill you and we'll all have to go back home."
So all was silent.
UNTIL-
An odd, squeaky sound, like a balloon letting out air, was heard in the truck, and Compress, Keigo, Shigaraki, and Kurogiri all exclaimed.
"Spinner! You fuckin' imbecile!"
"I didn't say anything!"
"Farting is a great way to get people to hate you, like, for example: you fart, then the person next to you moves away and forever thinks you a disgusting uncivilised cow with no friends because you smell like 10 homeless people who shit in their own dirty rags they use to cover themselves."
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FanfictionSo. This is just gonna be random one-shots and story ideas that I've thought about and just written down 'cause I was bored. Basically all of them will be absolutely dank with the League doing the stupidest things I can think of (or just trying to d...
