L.O.V. Shit (+ Hawks) Crackfics

Temporary Pet

"On my signal," Shigaraki said, watching the man cautiously.

They were in some random alley, hidden behind some bins and alleyway rubbish, and a few metres away from them, was the hero Eraserhead, holding a hand out to something in a cardboard box. Shigaraki was sure that whatever was inside, that hero was going to torture in some way, since surely heroes aren't capable of doing anything seriously good.

It was when the hero crouched down that Shigaraki came his signal. (poor aizawa just tryna make a friend lol)

"Now, go!" The handyman said, waving his arms about.

Both men went forward to attack, but Eraserhead saw them coming from the corner of his eye, and on reflex activated his quirk on the first person he saw. Shigaraki.

"Oh, fiddlesticks! Quick - Dabi!"

Dabi stepped forward and allowed his palm to produce a bright blast of fire.

"Need a hand, Crusty ass?" he asked.

"Shut it, Staples." (love this relationship right here)

Dabi went ahead and shot his fire at the man, but Aizawa deactivated his quirk, and before Shigaraki had time to react about it, he was tied up and hurtling towards Dabi, knocking him over.

"Fuck!" The scarred man exclaimed, now on his knees. "Toga, do something!"

From behind, Toga grinned maliciously and leapt at the hero, but Eraserhead knew she was there since Dabi hadn't been very subtle with his signalling, and simply kicked her away, though she managed to dodge.

Then Twice wrapped his arms around the hero's neck and knocked his feet out from under him, inclining on choking him.

"I've got him!" he yelled. "I've got him! I haven't got him!"

Eraserhead practically backflipped behind Twice and shoved him into an approaching Toga, knocking her over, then turned swiftly and used his scarf to stop Shigaraki and Dabi from advancing any further, while also deactivating Dabi's quirk, since it was most dangerous (long distance combat and all that ehh).

"Gross! Why'd I gotta be tied up next to you?!" the crusty man asked.

"Dunno. It's kinda kinky if you ask me," Dabi replied nonchalantly, looking away.

The moment only lasted a second, for they were both thrown into Toga and Twice.

"How is he doing this? It's four against one! Aizawa got hands," Twice said, tugging at his mask.

"Fuck it! Just get the thing and go!" Shigaraki ordered, struggling to unwrap the scarf from around his waist, though it was hard since his arms were also bound up.

Toga nodded and grabbed the cardboard box, making off with it, and for the first time, Eraserhead said something.

He said:

"Hey!"

So inspirational.

Aizawa completely ignored the rest of the League and went after Toga, who was running towards a misty purple portal.

"Come back with that, brat!"

Toga giggled. "No! It's mine now!" she called over her shoulder.

She then waved merrily as the portal swallowed her up, and Aizawa was left alone. He turned to face the other villans but was too late. They, too, were disappearing into that same misty portal.

"Until next time, Eraserhead," Shigaraki said, hands clasped behind his back in an attempt to be edgy.

-aight let's do a timeskip shall we-