I Once Fought An Alien... A USS Missouri Story

Chapter 27: Operation Unity Ph.1.4

On the cold stormy mountains,

Missouri was walking...

Alone...

Missouri was walking alone on the cold north of the world. Missouri had known this place as such, the place where the North Parliament resides. Much to his dismay, it was this world's version of the Soviet Union or Russia.

On the strong snow of the North, Missouri wore his jacket to which he makes sure to contact the rest of his fleet in his radar-watch.

At the Radar-Watch,

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Illinois: Missouri? Are you alright out there?

Kentucky: We are very worried after the Iron Blood party that happened two days ago.

Missouri: Ack! Copy! Yes I am alright here! Just a strong breeze here.

Illinois: Oh thank God! I thought you are lost in the confinement of Stalin!

Missouri: Stalin doesn't exist here! So it's an A-OK!

Kentucky: Well, be wary of the Russians. Remember no russians. Or the gulag will be the end of you and all of us.

Missouri: Okay.

Arizona: My love? Missouri? How's the situation?

Missouri: Ari? It's a hundred degrees! Or negative... But who cares. How are you?

Arizona: I managed to speak with the leader of the Northern Parliament, they're interested in meeting you, however they got some large boxes of paperwork to do.

Missouri: Ah, I see.

Missouri: What happened actually?

Arizona: Well... it seems to be that Siren activity has been found in your area. According to their leader. Much to the delight of their aircraft, they have a large territory, so an aircraft carrier wasn't needed.

Missouri: I'm not sure about that.

Arizona: Since you have informed about most of the opposing faction that the Sirens might be our allies, the Northern Parliament might not believe you because of their hard alliance to us.

Missouri: Oh well, time to ski to the Mongolian deserts then.

Illinois: Please Missouri, I hope that you make out of this fiasco. We are actually approaching India right now. 

Kentucky: Since Arizona had informed the Russians, all of us will be heading for Sakura Empire, our last destination.

Missouri: Yes, I will be there, don't worry. My ship is being towed by you two.

Kentucky: Ja.

Missouri: Speaking of which, Ari? How are you? Are you okay there at the Northern Parliament?

Arizona: I'm fine my love, they're kind to me, except when they want to try out their vodka.

Missouri: Oh hell na! Don't take the vodka Ari!

Arizona: I didn't drink any. Honest!

Missouri: I'm so worried for you Ari. You are still not yet ready to drink such drinks, I can only accept water, ice tea, juice, and some coke. Beer and Vodka are out of the list.

Arizona: Yes my love. I shall write it down.

Missouri: Speaking of which, can you call me Missouri, Ari? I'm not sure if the "my love" suits me.