Chapter 33

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"Wait, are you crying?" The coldness had left Jeremy's tone as he sat up quickly. "I-I didn't mean to make you cry.."

I wiped a tear from my cheek, sitting up slightly. "What did I do wrong?"

"Nothing. I'm sorry." He pulled me into a hug. "I'm such a jerk."

"Ya think?!" I whispered. He sighed. "What did I do?"

"You seriously don't remember?" he asked, looking down at me. I shook my head. "Oh.." He looked down guiltily. "Do you want the short version or the long one?"

"Short," I replied, wiping my nose.

"You kicked me in the nuts."

"Long, but we need to get dressed," I sniffed. He quickly kissed my head as he stood up and went for a pair of jeans.

"So, we were sleeping and I woke up for some odd reason. I breathed down your neck and kissed it, which woke you up. You said 'stop doing that!' So I did it again. Twice, actually. Then you rolled over and kicked me in the bad spot," Jeremy said.

"I'm sorry." I laughed loudly. He rolled his eyes.

"It's not funny," he sighed.

"Yes it is!" I smiled.

"You kicked me hard too!" he said loudly. "It hurt so bad I had to bite down on the pillow so I wouldn't scream."

"You shouldn't have kissed my neck," I shrugged. He looked at me.

"That doesn't mean you have to kick me in the balls!" Jeremy exclaimed. "You could've just kicked me in the shin or at the most tapped my balls, but you had to kick 'em! I could've passed out." He crossed his arms across his chest.

"You big fat titty baby."

"I'm not fat!" he called.

"Jeremy, I called you a titty baby and you're worried about the fat part," I sighed. "I doubt I kicked you that hard." I rolled my eyes.

"Stand up," he said, sliding a shirt over his head. I stood up. "I'm gonna kick you in the leg about as hard as you kicked me," he said. I nodded and he kicked me in the leg.

"Ow.." I said.

"Well of course it didn't hurt your leg that much but we're talking about my dick here!" He sighed.

"Why do we keep talking about your dick?" I asked. He shrugged.

"His name is Henry."

"You named it?" I raised my lip in slight disgust.

"No," Jeremy laughed. "Hurry up and get dressed. We wasted too much time on my anaconda."

"Don't call it that," I sighed.

"I will forever call it that," Jeremy smiled. I rolled my eyes. Great. "My anaconda says hi," Jeremy said, pushing his body into my side and wrapping his arms around my waist.

"You're weird." I scrunched up my nose. He smiled.

"No, I'm not," Jeremy said.

"Get your dick off me," I said, prying his arms from my waist.

He held on tighter. "No, you're my favorite. I hang onto my favorites."

"Get off me!" I whined. Jeremy pushed me back into the bed. "We need to get going."

"I don't care. I'll take the church crow," he said, rolling us over to where I was on his chest. "How's school been?"

"Ehh," I shrugged. "The guys are all really cool and I have at least one of them in every class, but Ginger is being a little bitch."

Jeremy scrunched his nose and nodded. "He's always been a bitch. Ever since... I can remember basically."

"How's school going for you?" I asked, playing with the collar of his shirt.

"Eh, its.. going," Jeremy said. I rolled my eyes. "It's not amazing, but whatever."

"What's going on?" I asked.

"The usual. Getting slammed into lockers and stuff." He shrugged.

"How long have you guys been picked on?"

"Since like.. third grade," Jeremy responded, playing with my hair.

"Dang," I said.

"Yeah.."

-

"Chiiippps," Jeremy groaned happily, scanning the shelves. I looked up and saw Neil at the end of the isle. Neil quickly put his finger to his lips. I looked away from him, going back to what Jeremy was doing.

Neil ran down the isle and jumped on Jeremy's back. "Ahh!" Jeremy yelled. Neil wrapped his arms tightly around Jeremy's shoulders.

"Hi!" Neil yelled. We got weird glances from other people.

"Who the hell-!" Jeremy began, trying to turn around and see who it was. Neil nuzzled his face into Jeremy's neck. "Neil!"

"No, it's not Neil." Neil shook his head.

"Yes, it is!" Get off me!" Jeremy said, attempting to shake Neil off. Neil clung onto him.

"Noooo," Neil whined. "Let me love you."

"Talk dirty to me."

"I feel so weak and turned on when you're around," Neil whispered seductively.

Jeremy, Neil and I all busted out laughing.

"No, but seriously you weigh more than I do," Jeremy said. Neil whined. "Fine, I'll just carry you around Walmart," he said sarcastically.

"Okay!" Neil smiled. Jeremy rolled his eyes and kept walking. I pushed the cart to the next isle. People stared at Jeremy and Neil.

Neil rested his head on top of Jeremy's. I smiled slightly.

"Hey, you look really beautiful today," some teenager said, walking up to me. Neil looked in our direction. I only waved at the dude. "How about we head back to my place?" I shook my head, but the guy grabbed my hand.

"She said no," Neil said. Jeremy looked up from the shelf. I pulled my hand away.

"Shut up, faggot," the guy said. "Go hump your boyfriend, this doesn't concern you." Neil's face went cold.

"Maybe not, but it concerns me," Jeremy said jealously, letting go of Neil's legs and letting him slide off his back. Neil landed on his feet and backed up into the self.

"No, it really doesn't!" he snorted. Jeremy grabbed my hand and interlaced our fingers. "You're kidding, right? A guy like you could never get a girl like her," he laughed. "She's way too hot for you."

My grip tightened on Jeremy's hand. "Get lost," Jeremy said angrily. The guy laughed and reached out for my hand again. I pulled my hand out of his reach just as Jeremy slapped his hand away.

"Come on, babe," the guy said, offering his hand. I moved closer to Jeremy. I looked up and Jeremy tilted his head down, connecting our lips. The guy snorted, "Whatever." I heard him walking away.

"Uh, guys..?" Neil said, tapping us both on the shoulder. I pulled my lips away. "What the hell?"

"I just don't like little jerks hitting on my sister," Jeremy's shrugged.

"You're too close to each other for my comfort," Neil said. Jeremy and I quickly backed away from each other. "What the hell just happened..?"

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